Stan in Overlord



Cartman
: I'm higher than Kyle. I'm higher than Kyle.


Kyle: How the hell are you higher than me?


Because I'm awesome.


Kyle: What level are you, Kenny?


Kenny: 63.


Kyle: What? I'm only level 37.


Stan: You're at this stupid Yggdrasil thing again. Why are you wasting your time?


Kyle: You don't understand how awesome Yggdrasil is. You can be any character you want and interact with other players in real time.


Cartman: We have a surprise for you.


Kyle: Yeah, buddy. We created your Yggdrasil profile. You're Momonga, the undead overlord of the great tomb of Nazarith.


Cartman: Surprise.


Stan: No, I don't want to be in Yggdrasil.


Kyle: But now you can.


Stan: I don't like medieval fantasy, don't bring me into this. Damn, I'm jurage on Xbox.


Later, we found Stan doing his homework in his living room. When Randy arrives,


Randy: Hey Stan, I used the VR at home and saw you have a Yggdrasil profile. Are you Momonga?


Stan: Yeah, Dad. They almost forced me.


Randy: Well, I saw you're a Supreme Being. Can I join your guild? The Ainz Ooal Gown guild!


Stan: Dad, I don't want to get involved in that.


Randy: Okay... so I'm not your friend?


Stan: Dad, you're my friend.


Randy: But you don't want to add me to the guild.


Stan: Dad, it's a button that takes two seconds.


Randy: Don't you have those two seconds?


Stan: Dad, I just want to do my homework.


Randy: Okay... just to be clear, you and I are not friends.


Stan: Okay, I'll add you.


Randy: Great.


Stan would join Yggdrasil. He would add his father to the Ainz Ooal Gown guild!


But Kyle would quickly ask Stan to help him with some tedious quests that, as an Undead, were easier for him to do.


Even Randy got angry because Stan didn't help him with the quests.


Stan: No, no, I'm not playing this anymore.


[One day, Stan goes to visit Kyle at his house and sees Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman playing Yggdrasil.]


Cartman (laughing behind a monstrous avatar): I've surpassed you, Kyle! Look who's the new king of the desert!


Stan (frowning, annoyed): What's wrong with everyone? Can't they do anything without that game?]


Cartman is shown completely destroyed after days of playing, his eyes red and grumpy, like a techie.


Cartman: I can't believe this! The server is going to shut down! This can't be the end!


[In a flash, Cartman's phone screen displays a message saying, "Yggdrasil server will shut down in 48 hours."]


Cartman (frowning and looking at the message, but determined): No way! I'm going to stay in this game for its last few seconds.


Kenny: Me too.


Stan, disinterested, leaves his house.


The next day went by normally. Cartman and Kenny had planned to stay until the end of Yggdrasil. The bell rings for recess.


[It's Burger Day, and Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are in the school cafeteria.


Cartman: What? Fish? Today was Burger Day!


Lunch Lady: The girls complained that the food wasn't healthy or sustainable.


Cartman: Wendy, you messed with a man's food. No...


[Cartman places his hands over his chest, touching his heart, while the rest of the team stares in shock.]


Stan: Are you okay, Cartman?


Cartman (whispering, weakened): No... I'm dead... help, I'm dying!


[Cartman collapses, and then medics are shown arriving on the scene. Suddenly, as an ambulance arrives, Kenny, distracted by the situation, is accidentally hit by the emergency vehicle.]


Mmmph!


Stan (shocked, watching): Oh my God, they killed Kenny.


Kyle: Sons of bitches.


Upon returning home, [Stan, completely traumatized by the series of events and the chaos surrounding him, stays to watch the Yggdrasil game, thinking about how he wishes he could be with Kenny in his favorite game and decides to try it.]


[Suddenly, Stan remembers Cartman complaining about Yggdrasil's upcoming closure, and he and Kenny planned to stay until the game closes. Stan rushes to his room and looks for Yggdrasil.]


Stan (thinking to himself): What is it about that damn game that everyone loves it so much...?


[Stan starts the section and as he does, he sees the closing countdown. He quickly grabs the countdown he had left behind, a powerful Undead called Momoga, the Overlord of the Tomb of Nazarick.


Stan couldn't enjoy the game. Unknown players approached Stan just to say goodbye to him.


[Stan leaves the digital palace and heads towards a store. Meanwhile, Craig, Kyle, and Tweek are in the game plaza, with their Yggdrasil avatars.]


[Stan enters the store and looks at the different options. While he's looking, he runs into Kyle, who's using a gigantic avatar with an epic cape.]


Kyle (with a satisfied smile): Ha! Stan, it's about time you joined again! Look at my avatar, I'm the most powerful of them all! You're never going to be able to catch me!


Stan (snorting, without enthusiasm): I don't

I hate to listen to your nonsense, Kyle. I'm just going to fulfill Kenny's dream of staying to see the game close.


Kyle (laughing from the background): How sad what happened to Cartman and Kenny, Stan! But we're all enjoying it.


[Stan looks impressed for a second, but immediately frowns, since he's not in character.]


Stan (annoyed): This is ridiculous...


Kyle: Calm down, Stan. I'll introduce you to the NPCs and the game's features.


[A clock counts down in the corner of the screen while Stan sits in a VR chair in the middle of the virtual world of Yggdrasil. A countdown begins to play dramatically.]


With the Yggdrasil server about to go offline, the players in the world of South Park have no idea what's about to happen...


[Stan becomes uncomfortable as he watches the countdown. He looks at his hands on Momonga's avatar, with a surprised expression.


Stan (thinking to himself): This is just a game. When the server shuts down, everything will be gone, right?


Kyle is disconnected from Game Heist. This has only been seen when a user was forcibly disconnected due to a power outage or by force-closing the program from the computer.


Stan: It seems Kyle won't be able to see the ending like Kenny wanted; his mother must have found out.


[The countdown reaches zero. Suddenly, a flash of white light floods the screen, and Stan closes his eyes due to the intensity of the light.]


Just as the server is about to shut down, in the real world, a bright light surrounds him. Stan enters the world of Yggdrasil as Momonga, with a look of shock and confusion, as reality begins to fade away.]


[When the light fades, Stan is no longer in his real surroundings. Instead, he's inside Momonga's body, his in-game avatar. He stands up, looking around, confused. The virtual world of Yggdrasil is now 100% real, with creatures, monsters, and a fully three-dimensional environment.


[Sharon enters Stan's room in his house, but finds only his empty bed and the VR headset lying on the table.]


Sharon (concerned): Stan! Where are you?


Stan (looking at his hands, now in Momonga's appearance, in shock): What the hell?! Is the time delayed...? There's no menu. Nor is there any way to contact support.


Albedo, the nearby NPC, asks Stan in a fluent, non-mechanical manner.


Albedo (speaking respectfully): Is something wrong? Mr. Momonga.


Stan (desperately, looking around): Oh, God! What the hell?!


Albedo: Mr. Momonga, tell me, what's going on? Please tell me if you're okay.


Stan saw that the Scepter of Ainz Ooal Gown worked just like in the game.


Stan calmed down: "Sebas! Come out of the tomb and confirm any changes in Nazarith."


Sebas: As you command, Lord Momonga.


Stan: Pleiades, you go to the ninth floor and prepare for a possible invasion.


Yuri Alpha: As you command, Lord Momonga.


Stan: Damn it, Kyle, I told you I didn't want to get trapped in Yggdrasil. I have to find someone.


Albedo: Excuse me, Lord Momonga. Do you have any tasks for me?


Stan: Gather all the guardians to the sixth floor battle arena. I want everyone there within the hour.


Albedo: As you command.


As the hour drew near, Stan noticed that all the items worked just like in the game. He teleported with the ring to the combat arena. The various servants were loyal according to their programming.


Before the guardians arrived, Stan received a telepathic message from Sebas.


Sebas: Sir, we have a small problem.


The various guardians would arrive and bow before Stan. Sebas would also arrive.


Stan would ask Sebas for an explanation.


Sebas: Sir, the outside is a grassland; everything that once surrounded Nazarith has disappeared. Within a range of one kilometer, there are no buildings, human or monster.


Stan: What the hell does that mean?


Sebas: Sir, we're only surrounded by plains.


Stan would have a mental breakdown, but his Undead face wouldn't allow him to express it.


Stan would teleport to his throne and pace angrily, wondering what happened.


Stan, frustrated, tried to destroy everything, but when he grabbed his sword, it rejected him.


Stan: Damn fantasy video game logic.


Days passed. Stan felt neither hunger nor sex drive.


Thinking that there must be someone outside to help him, he ordered that no one follow him and left the tomb. However, the NPC Demiurge followed him wherever he went because of its programming to protect him.


The different NPCs jumped to conclusions based on what Stan wanted. Stan was only angry that he couldn't leave.


One day, Sebas gave Stan a mirror with which he could see the outside world from the safety of the tomb, although Stan didn't understand how it worked.


Stan saw people in the mirror. They couldn't be other players, but they weren't the NPCs that had been in the game before. They were some kind of Templars killing villagers.


Sebas: What about it?  What should we do, sir?


Stan: Nothing...


Stan couldn't bear his guilty conscience any longer and decided to go help that village. He opened a portal with his scepter. To his surprise, humans died very easily with low-level magic.


Peasant and her sister: Thank you for saving us, we're grateful. Tell me your name.


Stan then realized, maybe if his name becomes known, someone can help him escape.


Stan: My name is Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown.


Likewise, Stan would go to the village and interrupt the confrontation, introducing himself as Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown. Asking them to make that name known.


Stan, with nothing else to do, returned to the Tomb of Nazarith. Even when the villagers asked for help, even when they asked him to protect them.


Ainz would return to face a character from Yggdrasil. The Battle Angels. Demanding to know how NPCs could use them, Stan demanded to know how.


The soldiers attacked him with the same spells used in Yggdrasil, piquing Stan's curiosity even further. Who taught them those spells?


As if this nightmare weren't over, they even had Yggdrasil artifacts, like a summoning crystal.


Of course, this wasn't a big problem for Stan, since he knew how they operated, but he was disappointed to see no real person or way out.


Those envoys of the theocracy were frightened by the immense power.


Stan only said that his name is Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown, and asked that his name be spread throughout the world.


Returning to his throne, he asked that from that day forward he be called Ainz Y, asking that his name be known everywhere. He hoped his name would attract someone from the real world who could help him.


Time passed and there was no contact with the Yggdrasil players.


Stan decided NOT TO LEAVE and wait for potential players to arrive, requesting that anyone who approached the tomb not be killed, only neutralized and brought into his presence. 

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