stan in mushoku tensei Part 1

"My life sucks... Again. I don't know why I ever thought things would get better after everything I've been through. I guess, somewhere, I had this stupid idea that life would be easier if I just focused on work and forgot about everything else. But no, nothing changes. My friends are gone, my dad would probably be growing marijuana if he were alive, and my only 'girlfriend' is a freaking artificial intelligence that doesn't even listen to me when I talk. Welcome to my glorious world."

We're in a small, messy apartment. Stan is sitting in an old armchair, surrounded by beer cans and fast food. On the coffee table, his laptop is open with the Alexa interface visible.

(Stan is staring blankly at the TV. A bottle of cheap whiskey is half-empty on the table. Suddenly, Alexa speaks from the laptop.)

Alexa:

"Stan, it looks like you haven't left the house in five days. Maybe you should consider taking a walk to improve your mental health."

Stan: (sarcastic)

"Thanks, Alexa. What would I do without your super helpful advice? Oh wait, the same thing I'm doing now: absolutely nothing."

Alexa:

"Remember, Stan, my purpose is to make your life easier. Is there anything I can help you with? Do you want to listen to music, order food, or maybe look into online dating?"

Stan:

"Online dating? Oh, right! Because I'm sure someone is looking to date a guy in his late twenties who talks to his virtual assistant and drinks like he's eighteen. Great plan, Alexa! Thanks for saving my life."

(Stan throws a beer can at the laptop, but misses. He leans back in the chair, visibly exhausted.)

(The phone rings. Stan answers without much interest.)

Stan:

"Hi, Mom."

Sharon (V.O.):

"Stanley, for God's sake! What are you doing with your life? Shelley and I are worried sick about you."

Stan: (sighs)

"I'm fine, Mom. I'm just... resting."

Sharon:

"Resting? Stan, Shelley says you didn't even go to her birthday party last week! You can't keep isolating yourself from everyone."

Stan: (trying to change the subject)

"How's Shelley? And you? Are you still in the house together?"

Sharon:

"Yeah, but that doesn't matter. You matter! I know Randy wasn't a good role model, but you need to get off that couch before it's too late."

Stan: (mumbles)

"If Randy were alive, he'd be selling weed somewhere on farms... Maybe it's better that way."

(Sharon is silent for a moment, clearly upset.)

Sharon:

"Stan, I just want you to be happy. Please, do something with your life."

(The call ends. Stan throws the phone aside, frustrated but also melancholic.)

(Stan is in his car, driving down a dark road. He has the radio on, but he's not paying attention. On the passenger seat is the bottle of whiskey.)

Stan:

"Do something with my life? How am I supposed to do that when everything I had is gone? Kyle, Butters, Cartman, Kenny... They were jerks, but they were my jerks. Now I have nothing. Just memories that I don't even know are real."

(Stan takes a swig from the bottle as the road gets more winding. His eyes narrow and he unconsciously starts speeding up.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Maybe Mom's right. Maybe I should change something. But... what's the point?"

(A flash of lights appears in front of him. Stan reacts too late, swerves, and the car skids before crashing into a tree.

Soft sounds, like whispers and distant bells, are heard. Slowly, a baby stares at the roof of a rustic cabin. A smiling woman holds the baby.)

Woman:

"That's a beautiful boy. We'll name him Rudeus."

(Stan, in the baby's inner voice, screams in his mind at the sound of the unfamiliar language.)

Stan (V.O.):

"What the hell is going on? Where am I? Why is that woman looking at me like I'm her son?"

(Stan tries to move, but his baby body doesn't respond. His eyes scan the room, trying to find anything familiar.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Oh, shit! This can't be happening! Am I...?"

Stan, now in Rudeus's body, begins to observe his surroundings while his adult mind ponders.

Stan (V.O.):

"Okay, Stan, calm down. This is probably a dream. Yes, that's it. A weird and very, very realistic dream... with smells. But why can't I wake up?"

(Rudeus is shown babbling nonsensical words, while the adults around him look at him tenderly. His mother, Zenith, picks him up and cradles him lovingly.)

Stan (V.O.):

"That woman... I think she's my mother. My new mother. This is ridiculous! I didn't ask for this! Where the hell am I?"

Rudeus is being fed by Zenith while Paul, his father, looks on proudly.)

Paul:

"Look at this little guy! He'll definitely be a great swordsman like his father!"

Stan (V.O.):

"Swordsman? What kind of medieval madness is this? Am I in a freaking video game? Tell me I'm not in another video game!"

(Rudeus, now a little

As an adult, he crawls around the house.

(His mother approaches to pick him up.)

Zenith:

"Are you hurt, Rudeus? Here, let me heal you."

(She recites a few words and heals a small scrape on Rudeus's knee. Stan shows a shocked expression as he processes what he just saw.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Wait... Was that... magic? No, no, no, no. This doesn't make sense. I thought it was a dream... But a dream isn't that long, is it?" It's definitely not a dream. Either that, or I'm stuck in limbo."

Rudeus babbles and tries to learn words while listening to his parents. Eventually, he begins to understand the basic language.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Well, at least my adult brain is useful for something. I'm no genius, but learning this language isn't so bad. The hard part will be figuring out how this world works... and how to get out of here."

Rudeus sits in a corner, watching his father practice swordplay and his mother study magic. Little by little, his gaze fills with determination.

Stan (V.O.):

"If I'm going to survive here, I need to adapt. Magic, swords, whatever. I don't plan on being a loser in two lifetimes!"

(One day, Rudeus overhears a conversation between Zenith, Paul, and the maid, Lilia.

Zenith:

"Rudeus has a natural talent for magic. He needs a teacher."

Paul:

"Master? Why can't he learn from me? I want him to be a great swordsman!"

Lilia:

"With all due respect, Lord Paul, I believe the young master can excel in both fields. Why not give him the chance?"

A carriage arrives at the Greyrat home. A young woman with blue hair gets out.

Stan (V.O.):

"What the heck? Is that my teacher? Aren't wizards supposed to be old and have long beards?"

(The young woman enters the house and introduces herself with a bow.)

Roxy:

"I am Roxy Migurdia, your new teacher. It is an honor to teach someone so promising."

(Paul appears (Incredulous, but Zenith and Lilia are excited. Rudeus, however, can't help but make a sarcastic comment in his head.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Promising? It seems like he wants me to have 15 years of experience by the time I'm 18."

Roxy is seen teaching Rudeus the basics of magic. Although her appearance is youthful, her knowledge is impressive. Rudeus advances quickly, surprising even Roxy.)

Roxy:

"Incredible... Rudeus, I've never seen someone learn so quickly. It's like you already understand the basics."

Stan (V.O.):

"Yeah, because this reminds me too much of that damn game. But I'm not going to mention it. The last time I talked about video games in a strange place, I ended up trapped in an underground tomb.

Stan (V.O.): Can you call me Stan?

Roxy:

"Okay, Stan... or Rudeus, whatever. This is your chance. Maybe this time you can do something right."

(Roxy, in the backyard, watches Rudeus recite a basic spell. Magic particles gather in his hand, and a jet of water shoots toward a makeshift target. Roxy claps, impressed.)

Roxy:

"Perfect, Rudeus! You did it on your first try. Are you sure you've never used magic before this?"

Stan (V.O.):

"Sure, because I cast spells all day long... Damn, this is too easy! I'm not even sweating."

Roxy:

(Crossing her arms and looking at him suspiciously)

"At first I thought your family was exaggerating. 'A child genius,' they said. I thought they probably mistook coincidence for talent. But now... maybe they weren't so wrong."

(Roxy walks to a nearby tree and points towards it with a confident smile.)

Roxy:

"Let me show you how it's done, young apprentice. Watch carefully."

(With a quick movement and words, Roxy casts a spell. A sphere of water hits the tree, splitting it in two.

(A few moments later, Zenith appears running from the house, her expression furious.

Zenith:

"Roxy! What have you done? That was my fruit tree... I planted it when I was just a kid!"

Roxy:

(Embarrassed, head down)

"I-I'm so sorry, Zenith. I was just... showing a practical example. I didn't know... I was so important to you."

Zenith:

(Pointing firmly)

"You'd better fix this right now, young lady."

(Roxy, red-faced with embarrassment, mutters an incantation. Little by little, the tree magically regenerates, returning to its original state. Rudeus watches, fascinated.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Nature Rewind! Okay, this magic is officially cooler than I thought." I thought. Although... is it ethical?"

(At night, Roxy and Rudeus are sitting in the room. She is telling him stories while he listens attentively, hugging a blanket.)

Roxy:

"Remember this, Rudeus. If you ever see someone with green hair and a red gem on their forehead... run. Don't look back, don't try to talk to them. Just run away."

Rudeus:

(Confused)

"Why? Who are they?"

Roxy:

(Her tone turns somber)

"They are called 'Superd'. 400 years ago, during the Great War, In the Demon War, they were the fiercest and most loyal warriors. But... something corrupted them. They lost their sanity, slaughtering allies and enemies alike. Since then, they've been considered Monsters."

Stan (V.O.):

"Great, crazy demons on my to-do list. I bet there are dragons and zombies here too."

(A montage shows years of training with Roxy. Rudeus casts spells with greater precision, performs advanced spells, and continues to amaze his teacher. Finally, Roxy approaches him with a box in her hands.)

Roxy:

"Rudeus, you've learned everything I can teach you at this level. It's time for me to receive this."

(She opens the box and takes out a finely carved wooden wand with magical inscriptions. She hands it to Rudeus with a smile.)

Roxy:

"In this world, receiving a wand from your master means you've reached the basic level. I'm very proud of you."

Stan (V.O.):

"Yeah! It's like receiving a diploma, but way cooler. And also way more useful... maybe."

(Rudeus takes the wand in both hands, and for the first time in years, his face shows a mixture of genuine emotion and gratitude.

Rudeus:

"Thank you, Master Roxy. I promise I won't disappoint."

(Roxy smiles, and the scene ends with both of them staring at the horizon, ready for the next chapter of their journey.)

Stan/Rudeus writhing in bed. The moonlight illuminates his sweaty face as he mumbles in his sleep.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Everything should be perfect, right? A new beginning, a new life. But I can't let go of what was... what I lost."

(The scene changes to a fragmented dream: Kyle's face appears, along with screams and explosions from a distant war. The image of Kyle, but younger, in the body of a little girl, appears, struggling to survive. Stan screams and abruptly wakes up.)

Stan:

(Turning over in bed, staring at the ceiling)

"Kyle...? Where are you now? Are you trapped in this circus too? This is too..."

(Sighs, looking at his hands.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Why didn't they just erase my memories? Whoever brought me here would have done it better. Being a kid again isn't so great when you're carrying the weight of a life you've already lived."

Another day. Roxy and Rudeus are standing in an open field. The sky is clear, and she points upward with a smile.)

Roxy:

"Okay, Rudeus. This will be your final exam. I want you to use an advanced spell to summon rain. But not just any rain... a real downpour."

(Stan scratches his head, somewhat unsure, but then takes a deep breath and begins reciting the magic words. Energy particles begin to swirl around him.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Okay, Stan, focus. It's just magic. It can't be that hard... right?"

(The sky slowly begins to cloud over, and small droplets of water fall. Roxy raises an eyebrow, intrigued, as Rudeus intensifies the spell. Suddenly, the sky erupts in torrential rain. Roxy smiles as the water soaks everything around her.)

Roxy:

(Bowing her head)

"Impressive. Even I didn't expect you to pull it off so well. With this, Rudeus, I have nothing more to teach you."

(Rudeus, soaked, smiles shyly. But in his mind, Stan is still feeling overwhelmed by the upcoming farewell.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Sure, great. But... why do I feel like this is one of those graduations I didn't want to have?"

(Roxy stands at the door of the house, her luggage packed. Rudeus's family stands behind him, saying goodbye. Roxy bows respectfully to Zenith and Paul before looking at Rudeus.)

Roxy:

"Rudeus, you've been one of the best students I've ever had. In two years, you've learned what it took me a lifetime to learn. That makes me proud... and a little humbled."

(She smiles, though a hint of sadness is evident in her eyes.)

Roxy:

"I'm going to travel the world, learning more magic and teaching others. But I'm sure I'll hear great things about you."

(Rudeus, holding his wand, pauses before speaking.)

Rudeus:

"Thank you for everything, Master Roxy. I'll never forget what you taught me."

Stan (V.O.):

"Not even how you almost got in trouble for destroying a tree. But hey, good memories matter more."

(Roxy laughs softly, placing a hand on Rudeus's head.)

Roxy:

"Take care of yourself, Rudeus. And remember: even when you are more powerful than me... never stop learning."

(She turns around, starting to walk away down the road. Rudeus watches as she disappears into the distance. Paul places a hand on her shoulder, but Rudeus doesn't look away.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Goodbye, Roxy. I hope your journey is less complicated than mine..."

(The scene fades to Rudeus holding his wand, as the wind blows gently through the trees.)

(Stan walks through the mountains near his village.

Stan (V.O.):

"It's strange. Sometimes, I almost forget I'm in another world. These people... they're not so different from and those I left behind."

(Stan's gaze hardens as he sees three older boys throwing rocks at a younger boy. One of them is chubby and wears a wicked grin that's all too reminiscent of someone in particular.)

Stan:

(Frowning)

"Of course, there had to be a Cartman."

(He quickly approaches the older boys. He raises a hand and mutters a simple spell. A gust of wind blows the rocks out of the bullies' hands. The three boys look at him in terror before running away.)

Stan (V.O.):

"A little magic and they'll run like rats. I guess magic here is like electronics in my old world: anyone can learn it, but most don't bother trying."

(The little boy, trembling, looks at Stan warily. He has green hair and pointy ears. Stan stops, watching the boy carefully. His mind flashes back to a past conversation.)

Flashback – Fearful Teacher:

(Pointing to a monster book)

"Beware of the Superds, Rudeus. The demons with green hair and a red gem on their forehead are dangerous. Never go near one."

Stan (V.O.):

"Superd... Is this kid one of them? He doesn't have the gem... and those ears..."

(Stan slowly lowers his hand, adopting a less intimidating stance.)

Stan:

(Speaking softly)

"Hey, don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you."

(The boy continues to back away, his gaze filled with distrust.)

Stan:

(With a small smile)

"Are you a demon? Don't worry, I'm not prejudiced. I had a friend who was a 'demon' to everyone, and he turned out to be great."

Boy:

(Shaking his head quickly)

"I don't know. My dad says I'm not a demon. My dad says I'm a half-elf. I'm not a Superd!"

(Stan nods slowly, understanding. He remembers how Cartman discriminated against Kyle for being Jewish and decides not to repeat that cycle.)

Stan:

"Okay, I believe you. Do you want to be my friend?"

(The boy looks surprised and blinks several times before nodding shyly.)

Stan:

(Extending his hand)

"I'm Rudeus... but you can call me Stan."

Boy:

(Hesitating before shaking hands)

"I'm Sylphiette... but they call me Silfie."

(Stan smiles, still not realizing the important detail.

(At night, Stan stands in front of his father Paul, who has his arms crossed and a stern expression.)

Paul:

"I can't believe what you did, Rudeus! Attacking other kids? What kind of example are you setting?"

Stan:

(Frowning)

"They started it! They were bullying Silfie."

Paul:

(Heaving a sigh)

"All three of them say it was you who started it. I can't ignore their words just because you're my son."

Stan:

(With (sarcasm)

"Great. Not even in this world can I escape being punished for things I didn't do."

(Paul hits Stan, and Stan retreats with a grunt. As he sits on the bed, he stares out the window at the starry night.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Okay, Stan, new rule: don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Next time, let the Superds or whatever take care of it."

(The next day, Stan meets Silfie near the river. They're both sitting on the ground while Stan tries to teach her how to channel mana.)

Stan:

"It's okay, Silfie. Magic is like a bicycle... sort of. You just have to find your balance."

Silfie:

(Hesitating)

"What's a bicycle?"

Stan:

(With an awkward laugh)

"Uh... forget it. Look, just focus on this spell."

Silfie while trying to create A tiny spark of water. At first, nothing happens, but eventually, a drop of water floats in the air. Silfie smiles excitedly.)

Stan:

"That's it! Now just practice that a thousand more times, and you'll be ready to make it rain."

(Suddenly, it starts to rain for real. They both look at each other in surprise before bursting into laughter. The rain picks up, and Stan leads Silfie into his house.)

(In the house, Silfie stands in front of Zenith, who offers her a towel. Stan follows her in, soaked and a little tired.)

Paul:

(Raised eyebrow)

"Who's your friend, Rudeus?"

Stan:

(Smiling)

"Silfie. He's... a friend."

Silfie:

(Nervously)

"I'm a girl... not a boy."

Stan (V.O.):

"Oh. Sorry."

(The next day, Stan meets Paul in the dining room. Sunlight illuminates the room, and the atmosphere is peaceful, until Paul, with a wide, almost mocking smile, breaks the silence.)

Paul:

"You know, Rudeus... six years old and you already have a girl following you around like a puppy. Not bad for a brat."

Stan:

(Incredulously)

"What are you talking about? Silfie's just a friend."

Paul:

(Laughing)

"Oh, right. I used to say that at your age too. But trust me, son, these things escalate quickly. At twelve, I already had a couple of stories to tell. Let alone fifteen!"

(Stan looks at Paul, clearly irritated, as he continues to talk excitedly.)

Paul:

"In my youth, I conquered more women than I can remember. They called him 'Hurricane Paul.' Did you know that?"

Stan:

(Sarcastic)

"Wow, what an achievement. You should write a book :C How to be a terrible example for your children."

Paul:

(Not picking up on the sarcasm)

"A book? Hmm, not a bad idea..."

Stan:

(Muttering to himself)

"I'm stuck with a Cartman on steroids as a father."

Months passed. One night, the whole family is gathered for dinner.

Zenith:

(With a bright smile)

"Well, I have something to announce."

(Everyone stops eating and looks at her curiously. Zenith places a hand on her belly meaningfully.)

Zenith:

"I'm pregnant."

(There is a shocked silence before Paul bursts out laughing and gets up from his chair, hugging Zenith.)

Paul:

"That's fantastic! Another member for the family. We're going to need a bigger house!"

(Stan stands still, looking at Zenith with a mixture of surprise and excitement. For the first time in a long time, he feels something he'd forgotten: hope. The thought of being a big brother fills him with excitement.)

Stan (V.O.):

"A little brother... another chance. This time I'm not going to screw up."

(But before the moment can settle, Lilia, the maid, clears her throat. Her face is filled with embarrassment and nervousness.)

Lilia:

(Voice shaking)

"I... I'm pregnant too."

(The air becomes heavy. Zenith freezes, while Paul half-heartedly lets out a nervous laugh.)

Paul:

"What?"

(Lilia lowers her head, avoiding eye contact, and the pieces fall into place for everyone. The awkwardness is palpable, especially when Zenith slowly turns a deadly glare on Paul.)

Stan:

(Sarcastically)

"Wow, Dad. 'Hurricane Paul,' huh? Seems like your nickname earned its fame."

Paul:

(Trying to justify himself)

"Wait, Zenith! It was a moment... of weakness. "It's not what you think!"

Zenith:

(Coldly)

"It's not what I think? Then what is it? A misunderstanding? An accident? A miracle?"

(Lilia tries to interrupt, but Zenith raises a hand to silence her. Paul, sweating, tries to find a verbal outlet.)

Stan (V.O.):...

(The scene ends with Zenith getting up from the table and leaving with dignity, while Paul remains motionless, and Lilia quickly leaves. Stan, still seated, takes a sip of water and mutters to himself.)

Stan:

"Definitely not the best family role model... but I guess I can still try."

Stan stares up at the ceiling, a mixture of resignation and determination on his face.)

The next day, Zenith sits in the backyard, staring at the horizon. Her eyes are swollen, but her posture is firm. Paul approaches slowly, as if walking on broken glass. Lilia is inside the house, silently tending to breakfast, while Stan watches from a window, curious but uncomfortable.)

Paul:

(In a soft voice)

"Zenith... I know nothing Anything I say can fix this. But I need you to know that I'm truly sorry for what I did. It was a mistake. I don't want to lose you or our family."

(Zenith doesn't respond at first. Her gaze remains fixed on the horizon, but she finally speaks, her tone cold and controlled.)

Zenith:

"The only thing I regret, Paul, is that I trusted you more than I should have. I thought we were a team, that this family was the most important thing to you."

Paul:

(Desperately)

"It is! Zenith, it is. I..."

Zenith:

(Interrupting him, harshly)

"Silence. I don't want to hear excuses anymore. What you did not only hurt me and Lilia, it will hurt our children too. All of them."

(Paul lowers his head, defeated. Zenith stands and turns to him with an implacable expression.)

Zenith:

"Lilia has nowhere else to go, and she is not to blame for your actions. She and her son will stay here. We'll give them a roof, food, and everything they need. But you..."

(Her voice trembles for a moment, but she quickly regains her composure.)

Zenith:

"You will never touch me again. And no matter how many years pass, our relationship will never be the same. You're going to carry this with you every day of your life."

(Paul seems about to protest, but the weight of her words crushes him. He just nods, unable to meet her gaze.)

(Months later, the house is livelier but also more tense. Zenith gives birth to a beautiful baby girl, whom they name Norn Greyrat. Stan watches from the corner of the room, a mixture of pride and nervousness, vowing to be a good older brother to her.)

(Shortly after, Lilia also gives birth to their daughter, Aisha Greyrat. Although the tension in the house is palpable, Zenith makes sure both girls are treated equally. Stan, though somewhat awkward at first, also accepts Aisha as his younger sister.)

Stan (V.O.):

"Two little sisters. A family in pieces. And me, in the middle of it all. At least now I have one more reason to try to be better. I'm not going to be like Paul." Not this time."

(The relationship between Paul and Zenith is never the same again. Although Paul tries to make up for his mistake by being a more attentive father, Zenith maintains an emotional distance. Lilia, for her part He avoids causing trouble and focuses entirely on taking care of the girls.)

(One night, while Stan is in his room, he looks out the window and sees Zenith in the courtyard, cradling Norn in her arms. Zenith's expression is serene but melancholy. Stan decides to go outside and sits next to her.)

Stan:

"Are you okay?"

Zenith:

(Sighing)

"It's hard. But the... the girls are all that matters now. I have to be strong for them."

(Stan nods, feeling a weight on his chest. For the first time, he sees Zenith not only as his mother, but as a person who has also suffered and continues to struggle.)

Stan:

(With a faint smile)

"Me too. Don't worry, Mom. We'll be okay."

(Zenith smiles at him, tenderly touching his hair. He sees the house from afar, with the lights on, a symbol that, although the family is broken, there is still hope to move forward.)

Stan (V.O.):

"It's a mess. But I guess that's life. You just have to keep going."

(Months later, Stan is with Silfie in a forest clearing. It's dusk, and the sun's rays pierce the treetops. Stan crosses his arms, watching Silfie cast a perfect water ball spell.)

Stan: "Amazing! I told you, Silfie. You're officially a full-fledged mage now."

(Silfie jumps for joy, clearly excited. Stan takes out a small wooden wand with engravings, the same gift he once received from Roxy, and extends it to Silfie.)

Stan: "This is for you. Roxy gave me something similar when I achieved it too. Now it's your turn."

(Silfie takes the wand carefully, as if it were the most valuable object in the world. Her eyes fill with tears, but she tries to hide them.)

Silfie: "Thanks, Rudeus. I never would have learned this without you."

Stan: (With a wide smile)

"Yes, you could have. I just gave you a push. But you did all the work."

(That evening, Stan is in the living room with Paul, who seems more serious than usual. On the table is a letter with the seal of Ranoa Magical University. Paul takes a sip of his drink before speaking.)

Paul: "Rudy, remember I told you about Ranoa Magical University? Well, they've opened applications, and you have a chance of being admitted. You'd be the youngest student in their history."

(Stan opens his eyes wide, incredulous but excited.)

Stan: "Really? How?"

Paul: "With your current level, passing the exam won't be impossible. But I must warn you, that university is not an easy place. And it's extremely expensive."

(Paul pauses, his face showing a flash of unusual seriousness before he smiles slightly.)

Paul: "Luckily, I can afford it. Before retiring here, I had a long and complicated life, but I also made sure I had enough savings for when my children needed them. If you want to go, you're covered."

(Stan smiles broadly, excited by the prospect of attending such a prestigious institution.)

Stan: "I will, Dad! I won't let you down."

(The next morning, Stan runs over to Silfie's house to tell her the news. He finds her practicing magic near the river. When he sees her, he can't help but smile.)

Stan: "Silfie, can you believe it? I've been accepted to Ranoa Magical University. I'll be going there soon."

(Silfie freezes for a moment. Then she lowers her gaze, trying to hold back her tears. Finally, she sits on a nearby rock, hugging her knees.)

Silfie: "Are you leaving...? But... what am I going to do without you? You're my only friend, Stan. All the other kids hate me because of my green hair. They say I'm a Superd demon."

(Stan frowns, sitting next to her.)

Stan: "That's nonsense. It doesn't matter what anyone says. You're a great person and an amazing mage. When I get back, I want to see how much stronger you've become."

Silfie: (Crying)

"But you were always the only one who believed in me. I don't want you to go."

(Stan hugs her, letting Silfie cry against his chest.)

Stan: "I'll never stop being your friend, Silfie. I promise I'll come back, and when I do, we'll be even better wizards."

The two of them sit together, looking out at the river as the sun begins to rise. Although there is sadness in the air, there is also a promise of a future.)

The farewell between Silfie and Stan/Rudeus was an emotionally charged moment. Silfie, her eyes shining with the tears she was trying to hold back, showed up at the Greyrat house the night before Rudeus's departure. Dressed in her best clothes, she carried a small gift: a bracelet made of woven flowers, something simple but meaningful. When she handed it to Stan, she said with a trembling voice,

"Promise me you won't forget me."

Stan, touched by the gesture, leaned down to accept the bracelet and assured her,

"You will always be my friend, Silfie. No matter where I am or how much time passes." Someday, we'll see each other again.

Silfie pressed her lips together, nodding vigorously as she wiped her tears with her sleeve. Ego made him a promise:

"While you're gone, I'll take care of Norn and Aisha like they were my own sisters. I'll be their big friend and make sure they grow up happy. You can trust me."

Stan gave him a sincere smile. "I know you'll do great. You're strong, Silfie, and even though this world can be unfair at times, you deserve all the good it has to offer."

The farewell ended with an awkward but sincere hug. Silfie didn't want to stay much longer; she knew that if she did, she'd have a hard time letting him go.

The next day, Rudeus/Stan left for Ranoa Magical University, carrying a mixture of emotions. Although he was homesick for his home and friends, he was also excited for what the future held.

When he arrived at the university, the scene came as a shock to him. The institution bore no resemblance to the universities of his past life: there were no modern classrooms, no cafeterias, no digital whiteboards. Instead, he encountered austere classrooms, professors with wizardly wiles, and an almost medieval teaching system. Classes were conducted with scrolls, wands, and practical demonstrations outdoors. It was a drastic change, but Stan adapted.

Stan/Rudeus entered as a nobody: a boy of barely 7 years old who, to most, seemed precocious and spoiled. However, his prior knowledge and ingenuity quickly began to shine. Although he initially felt out of place, he soon began to transform the university from within.

Using ideas from his past life, he proposed changes that would improve the university experience for everyone. He convinced the authorities of the importance of establishing uniforms to foster equality and professionalism among students. He suggested the creation of a small restaurant on campus, with menus tailored to the different races and cultures that coexisted at the university. Although these ideas were initially met with skepticism, they soon proved successful, and Rudeus's reputation grew.

During his time at the university, Rudeus also took the opportunity to learn various world languages ​​through his fellow students of different races. His ability to connect with others, combined with his talent for magic, allowed him to quickly rise in status. By the time he reached the age of 12, he was already considered a notable figure among the students.

In the final years of his stay, he met two demi-human students: Linia Dedoldia and Pursena Adoldia. Both were princesses of the Doldia tribe, but at the university, they were simply students with immense egos and a natural talent for influencing others. Linia, with her brash attitude and witty remarks, and Pursena, with her intimidating aura and fierce loyalty to her friend, became a constant presence in Rudeus's life.

Although they clashed at first, especially due to Rudeus's pragmatic and unimpressionable nature, a relationship of mutual respect gradually formed. Linia and Pursena recognized Rudeus's intelligence and considered him a valuable ally, while he appreciated his honesty and determination.

After five years at the university, Rudeus finally achieved the equivalent of a master's degree in magic. By then, his influence had left a permanent mark on the institution. Not only had he elevated his personal status, but he had transformed the university into a more accessible and functional place for future generations.

At his graduation ceremony, as he gazed up at the clear sky above the campus, Rudeus couldn't help but reflect on how far he had come since his reincarnation. Although the weight of his past life lingered, he also felt he had found a purpose in this new world.

Atop the main tower of Ranoa Magical University, a giant orb hovered, dark and opaque, like an unmoving eye watching from on high. Ever since Rudeus had entered, that orb had been an enigma. He had heard teachers and students speculate about its origin, but the answer was always the same: no one knew anything. According to records, the sphere simply appeared one day 12 years ago, without warning. The wisest sorcerers tried to study it, but all attempts to interact with it failed. Eventually, they left it there, becoming just another mystery in the magical world.

Upon receiving his title of Master of Magic, Rudeus wanted to celebrate. He organized a small gathering with his closest friends: Prince Zanoba Shirone, a prodigy with an unusual passion for magical figurines; Cliff Grimoire, an arrogant but talented young mage; and the always troublesome demi-human princesses Linia Dedoldia and Pursena Adoldia.

The gathering was a chaotic mess filled with laughter and friendly magical challenges. It was then that Rudeus decided to show off a spell he had been secretly inventing: a combi

ISEKAI PARK

 (Meanwhile, on the battlefield, Mr. Garrison leads the clearing of the last rebel forces. Holding a Kisaragi device, he surveys the surroundings with a bored air.)

Mr. Garrison: (muttering to himself) "Great. Another planet conquered."

(Suddenly, he stumbles upon a dust-covered console, on which a red button flashes conspicuously. Garrison, intrigued, scratches his head.)

Mr. Garrison: "A red button? This can never be a good thing... but why not? My life is already a mess."

He accidentally presses the button. A blinding light envelops him, and suddenly he finds himself in an elementary school classroom. He looks around, perplexed. It's a classroom identical to the one in South Park when I was a teacher, but everything seems... different.)

Mr. Garrison: "What the hell...? Did I go back to... to this? No! It can't be! It was all real! The conquests! The glory! The body enhancements!" (grabs his head) "It can't have been just my imagination!"

(Suddenly, an ethereal voice echoes in his head, calm but mocking.)

Mr. Garrison: (looking around frantically) "Who are you? What's going on?"

Mr. Garrison: "Hey, hey! I was just following orders! You don't have to take it out on me!"

Mr. Garrison: (shouting) "What? What punishment?"

(Cartman enters the mansion, visibly upset after a rough day. He carries a bag of leftover fast food and slams the door.)

Cartman:

(Dropping the bag on the table)

"This is a mess! This world sucks! It's worse than Mexicans."

(Aqua, unconcerned,

Aqua:

(Looking up)

"Oh, welcome back, Cartman! I have some interesting news. After you died and I had to REVIVE YOU again, Dust left because he said he was fed up with our 'incompetence,' aka you."

Cartman:

(Interrupting, angrily)

"Oh, right, that's what the useless one says! And what else? Darkness is back?"

Aqua:

(Smiling broadly)

"Yeah! Actually, Darkness is coming to visit because she heard you were alive again. Also, Yunyun is She's so excited to see you. She's crying tears of happiness in the other room."

(At that moment, Yunyun runs into the living room, tears in her eyes and her arms outstretched toward Cartman.)

Yunyun:

(Hugging him tightly)

"Cartman! I thought we lost you forever! I'm so glad you're back!"

Cartman:

(Trying to push her away awkwardly)

"Hey, hey, hey, get down! What's wrong with you? This isn't a freaking episode of 'My Little Pony'!"

(While all this is happening, Aqua notices a strange red button on the table. It's small, shiny, and seems to be attracting her attention as if inviting her to press it.)

Aqua:

(Pointing at it excitedly)

"Hey, look at this! Where did this button come from? It must be something important! What if I press it?"

Cartman:

(Alarmed)

"Don't touch it! It's probably something stupid and magical that's going to ruin my life again!"

Aqua:

(Smiling as if ignoring the warning)

"Nah, it can't be that bad! Let's see what it does!"

(Presses the button.)

Meanwhile, in the Tomb of Nazarick:

(Demiurge, Albedo, Mare, and Aura are standing in front of Demon King Momonga's throne. They are discussing world conquest strategies, but Momonga (who is really Stan trapped in the demon leader's body) seems distracted, lost in his thoughts.)

Demiurge:

(Confident)

"Lord, our forces are fully prepared. With this new strategy, the world will be ours in a matter of months."

Albedo:

(Devotedly)

"Yes, my beloved Momonga-sama! Guide us to the Victory!"

Stan/Momonga:

(In his thoughts, frustrated)

"Why am I still here? It's been months and there's no sign of returning to South Park. I'm trapped in this magical skeletal body, and the worst part is EVERYONE expects me to be this supreme leader. I miss being myself... I even miss Cartman's stupidity!"

(As the others continue talking, Stan notices something strange: small red buttons begin to appear around the throne room, embedded in the walls and floor. One in particular seems to glow brighter.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In his thoughts)

"What's that? A button? Well, what does it matter. If it kills me or takes me to another world, I'd be better off than here."

(Without thinking too much, Stan presses the button. The throne room fills with light and everyone present is teleported away.)

(In a world resembling Nazi Germany, Kyle, trapped in Tanya's body, is supervising a military flight test. along with a group of soldiers. They are testing a prototype that is activated by a button.)

Tanya/Kyle:

(Frustrated)

"This is ridiculous! Another day being this little demonic girl in a world where everything is war! Why can't I just go to heaven? Oh right, my religion."

(Suddenly, one of the soldiers draws Tanya's attention to a strange red button that has appeared on the prototype's control panel.)

Soldier:

"Teni

 "Enter, this button wasn't here before. Is it part of the prototype?"

Tanya/Kyle:

(Sighing, resigned)

"What does it matter? If it's a failed experiment or it teleports me to another world, it couldn't be worse than this."

(Tanya presses the button. A bright light envelops Tanya and her soldiers, who are also teleported away.)

(Cartman, Aqua, Yunyun, and Darkness suddenly appear in the elementary school classroom. Shortly after, Stan (as Momonga), Kyle (as Tanya), Demiurge, Albedo, and other characters begin to appear one by one. Finally, Kenny enters the classroom along with Rem, Ram, and Emilia, who accompany him.)

(The classroom door bursts open, and Garrison recoils in horror. In walks, one after another, the South Park kids... but not as he remembers them.)

Cartman: (wearing a priest's robe, with a grumpy Aqua following him) "What the hell is this?!" We were in the middle of the mansion just now!"

Aqua: (whimpering) "This is your fault, Cartman! You always drag everyone into trouble..."

Kenny: (accompanied by two oni twins and an elf, looking around in confusion) "What...? Where are we? I was just about to ask for a reward at the guild."

Kyle: (reincarnated as a German girl, frowning as he adjusts a soldier helmet) "Cartman? Is that you, Cartman?"

Stan: (now a living skeleton, entering behind him with a succubus and a vampire) "Oh, great. First I'm trapped in this body, and now this! Hey, wait, Cartman, Kenny?"

Mr. Garrison: (looking at them, horrified) "No! Not you! Anything but this!"

(Garrison drops to his knees, while the boys begin to argue among themselves, ignoring his suffering)

Cartman:

(Excited to see Kenny)

"Kenny! I missed you, bastard!"

Kenny:

(Smiling and nodding)

"Mmhmph mhmph!"

(Cartman and Kenny quickly hug, but when Cartman looks at Momonga and Tanya, his expression becomes confused.)

Cartman:

(Pointing at them)

"Wait... what the hell? Stan? Kyle? Is that you? Why do you have such weird bodies?"

(Stan and Kyle avoid each other's eyes, uncomfortable with their new appearances.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Looking away)

"Yeah... it's me, Stan. Don't ask."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering, annoyed)

"It's a long story, Cartman. I don't want to talk about it."

Cartman:

(Looking at Stan.)... Wait, isn't that Momonga's skin in Ygdrassil?

Cartman:

(Turns to Kenny, excited)

"Kenny! Damn, I thought I'd never see you again! What the hell happened to you? How did you die this time?"

Kenny:

(Sighing, somewhat resigned)

"Mmhmph mmhmph mmmph... mmph."

Cartman:

(Confused)

"What? Speak up, Kenny! I still don't understand what you're saying!"

Kenny:

(Clearing his throat and speaking clearly) "Oh, yeah. Sorry. Well... after you died of cardiac arrest, the ambulance that was coming to get you ran over me."

(Cartman is silent for a few seconds, then laughs uproariously.)

Cartman:

"Ha ha ha! That's so you, Kenny! You die in the stupidest ways!"

Kenny:

(Resigned)

"Yeah, thanks for reminding me, Cartman... But at least I'm not the one stuck with these idiots."

(Rudely points to Aqua, Darkness, and Yunyun, who look on in confusion.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Interrupting)

"Well, while you guys were catching up, I was stuck as this damn magical skeleton overlord."

(Points to his body.)

"All because you guys They insisted I try that stupid game on the last day the servers were open."

Cartman:

(Yawns widely)

"Oh, that's interesting, Stan! Nobody cares! Want a tissue to cry more about being a 'supreme leader' in a magical world? Boo-hoo!"

(Imitates mock-crying.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(Interjects, annoyed)

"Shut up, Cartman! At least Stan has an interesting story! I'm trapped in the body of this crazy German girl named Tanya!"

(Cartman falls silent, staring at Kyle/Tanya with an incredulous expression before bursting out laughing.)

Cartman:

"HAHAHAHAHA! Kyle's a little girl! Not even just any little girl, but a little Nazi girl! This is the best thing that's happened to me in years!"

(Kyle, furious, slams his fist on the table with his fist. force.)

Kyle/Tanya:

"Shut up, Cartman! Do you know what it's like to be trapped in a world at war, with soldiers ready to kill at any moment?"

(Behind Kyle/Tanya, the soldiers teleported with her nod firmly, giving off an air of menace. Cartman, however, barely notices them.)

Cartman:

(Pretending to be scared)

"Oh, no! Watch out for Kyle's toy soldiers! Are they going to shoot me with their magic guns? Oh, how scary!"

(Aqua, bored, decides to intervene.)

Aqua:

(Smiling carelessly)

"Who are these? They don't seem very friendly. Why are they screaming so much?"

Cartman:

(Pointing at Aqua, Darkness, and Yunyun listlessly)

"Oh, right. Let me introduce you to this bunch of idiots I'm with. trapped."

(Points to A qua.)

"This is Aqua, the worst goddess of all time. It's like you have someone with godlike powers, but the brain of a 5-year-old."

Aqua:

(Indignantly)

"Hey! That's not fair! I'm incredibly beautiful and powerful!"

Cartman:

(Ignoring her)

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever, idiot. Then we have Darkness..."

(Points to Darkness, who smiles sheepishly.)

"...who's basically a masochist who gets way too excited when someone tries to kill her. She's literally useless in a fight."

Darkness:

(Excitedly)

"That's not true! I can be useful in hand-to-hand combat if you give me a chance!"

Cartman:

(Interrupting her)

"Shut up! No one asked you, Darkness. And finally, we have..."

(Looks at Yunyun, trying to remember her name.)

"Who are you again? Yu-what? Yogurt?"

Yunyun:

(Offended)

"My name is Yunyun! I'm the Archmage of the Crimson Clan! And I'm not 'Yogurt'!"

Cartman:

(Rolling his eyes)

"Sure, whatever, Yogurt. You're basically the crybaby of the group. So yeah, those are my classmates, total messes."

(Turns to Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.)

"How about you guys? What idiots are you stuck with?"

(Suddenly, Mr. Garrison exhales deeply, calmly closing the door behind him.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Very calmly)

"Listen carefully, kids. We're not in South Park, but in a completely different world. You were brought here for a reason, indefinitely, and you're going to have to learn to get along."

(He stops, looking at the heroes, villains, and travelers from different worlds.)

Mr. Garrison:

"Now, come on! Stand up! Introduce yourselves, and you better not start fighting. Everyone's on a level playing field here."

All the characters exchange awkward glances as chaos seems about to break out.)

(The characters sit uncomfortably at their desks as Mr. Garrison leaves the room, leaving them alone.)

(The group walks through a desolate town that looks like a strange mix between a typical medieval fantasy setting and an American suburban city. The houses are a mix of wooden shacks and modern buildings, but everything looks abandoned, with broken windows and weeds growing between the streets.)

Cartman:

(Looking around with a disdainful expression)

"Well, this place stinks. Is this the best these magical gods could come up with? There isn't even a McDonald's nearby! How do they expect me to survive here?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Tired)

"This is clearly a failed experiment. It looks like they tried to build a city, but no one bothered to finish it."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Looking at a store with an "Open" sign, even though it's clearly empty)

"This is like a freaking ghost town. Who the hell lives here, and how do they expect us to live?"

Aqua:

(Carefree)

"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure this will all magically fix itself when I do something amazing like always!"

(Strikes a triumphant pose, but everyone ignores her.)

(The group continues walking as the sun begins to set. Suddenly, Aqua stops and points dramatically at Stan/Momonga.)

Aqua:

(In a firm voice)

"You evil being! I can't allow an abomination like you to walk free. It's my duty, as the goddess I am, to purge you from this world!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Raising his hands, trying to calm her down)

"Wait, wait! I'm not evil. I'm trapped in this body. I don't even know how all this dark magic works!"

Cartman:

(Standing between Aqua and Stan/Momonga)

"Oh, please, Aqua! Can you stop being so dramatic for once? Besides, what do you care? You can't even handle your own life, let alone save someone else's!"

Aqua:

(Indignant)

"Shut up, Cartman! I'm not going to let a skeletal monster walk around here like it's nothing!"

(Begins to glow as he gathers power for a spell.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Alarmed)

"Wait, you don't have to do this! Honestly, I'm not a danger!"

(Aqua ignores the pleas and casts an exorcism spell on Stan. A bright flash hits him directly in the chest, and for the first time since being trapped in Momonga's body, he feels intense pain. Stan screams and falls to the ground.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Voice breaking)

"Ugh! This is the first time I've felt pain since being trapped in this body!"

(The group stops, staring in surprise as Stan slowly recovers.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(In disbelief)

"Aqua, are you crazy? You just attacked one of our comrades!"

Aqua:

(Defensive)

"It's not my fault I'm an evil skeleton! I just did what anyone would do in my place!"

Cartman:

(Crossing his arms, sarcastic)

"Oh, yeah, right. Because attacking someone randomly is always the solution. Great job, Aqua! You're like the police, but worse."

(Stan struggles to his feet, still feeling the effects of the spell.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Sighing)

"You know what? I don't even care anymore. This is ridiculous. Can we just come to terms with it? Wherever we go and forget about this?"

(Aqua tries to protest, but Darkness and Yunyun drag her away to prevent her from doing any more damage.

(The next day. The group is gathered in the main hall, where several "teachers" and authority figures, including Mr. Garrison, are sitting before them in a sort of makeshift courtroom.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Reading a paper with a bored expression)

"Fine, fine. We're here because Miss Aqua decided to attack one of her classmates without any provocation. What do you have to say in your defense, Aqua?"

Aqua:

(Pointing dramatically at Stan)

"He's an evil being! It's my duty as a goddess to protect this world from creatures like him!"

Mr. Garrison:

(Sighing)

"You know what? I don't even care if he's evil or not. What I care about is that you're interrupting my free time with your nonsense."

(The Mr. Garrison points an accusing finger at Aqua.)

Mr. Garrison:

"For your reckless behavior, you will be punished. You will have to clean every classroom and bathroom in the school for a week."

Aqua:

(Shocked)

"What?! But I'm a goddess! I can't do jobs like that!"

Cartman:

(Grinning evilly)

"Ha! That's what you get for being an idiot! Enjoy your punishment, Aqua!"

Mr. Garrison:

(Ignoring Aqua and Cartman)

"And everyone else... try not to kill each other, okay? This is an educational experiment, not a Tarantino movie."

(He gets up and walks out of the room, leaving the group in complete chaos again.)

Aqua tries to discuss her punishment with the others, and Cartman keeps mocking her.)

Outside the school

(Tanya/Kyle is sitting on the edge of a broken fountain in the schoolyard, staring off into the distance with a tired expression. Her mind is clearly filled with frustration and resentment.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(In her mind, she sighs deeply)

"Why does this always happen to me? First, I'm trapped in this little girl's body in a world at war. Now I'm in... what is this? A cosmic joke? This whole thing feels like a fever dream written by someone completely unhinged."

(She slams her fist on the edge of the fountain.)

"And on top of that, I have to put up with Cartman making fun of me!"

(Stan/Momonga slowly approaches, listening to part of Kyle/Tanya's monologue.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Her voice, though deep, sounds sympathetic.)

"I understand how you feel, Kyle. You think it can't get any worse... but then something happens that shows you that it can always get worse."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Turning to him, annoyed)

"You don't understand anything, Stan! You're a giant fucking skeleton! I'm trapped in the body of a little girl with an army expecting me to be a military prodigy! This doesn't make sense!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Crossing his arms, sighs)

"Believe me, I get it. You have no idea how frustrating it is to not be able to eat, drink, or feel anything because you're trapped in a body that isn't yours. I don't even know if I'll ever be normal again."

(Thoughtful pause.)

"It's like we're being punished for something we didn't even do."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Her expression softening slightly)

"Well... I guess at least you don't have to deal with Cartman making fun of you all the time."

(They both sigh in unison, in a rare moment of mutual empathy.)

(Cartman walks beside Kenny, eating a piece of moldy bread he took out of his pocket. Kenny listens with his usual patience, albeit with an expression of mild disbelief.)

Cartman:

(Sarcastic and exaggerated)

"So imagine this, Kenny! I had to sleep in a barn like a damn animal. A barn! Then they make me work like a slave, I starve... I literally died!" But don't worry, because Aqua revived me, only to get killed again because I complained too much."

Kenny:

(Shrugging)

"Well, at least you have Aqua to revive you. In the world I was in, if you died, you stayed dead."

Cartman:

(Stopping abruptly, surprised)

"What?! And how did you survive this long?"

Kenny:

(With a wistful smile)

"I got lucky... and well, I was in a romance with a girl who helped me a lot."

Cartman:

(With an incredulous look)

"Wait a second! Kenny McCormick in a romance? I have to hear this! Who's the girl? Is she hot?"

Kenny:

(Somewhat awkwardly)

"Yeah, but there's one thing... she's not exactly human. He's over 200 years old and, well...

Cartman:

(Perplexed)

"200 years old? What the hell is that?"

Kenny:

(Sighing)

"A Japanese demon. But trust me, it's more complicated than it sounds."

(Cartman squints at him, clearly processing all the information incorrectly.)

Cartman:

"So you're saying you're basically dating an ancient demon? Oh my God, Kenny, you're weirder than I thought!"

Kenny:

(Rolling his eyes)

"Like you're normal, Cartman."

(Mr. Garrison stands in front of the class with a large whiteboard on which he has written "Contest of  Talents: Show what you can do!" The students are sitting at their respective desks, clearly confused.

Mr. Garrison:

(Smiling fakely)

"Okay, kids! Today we're going to have a talent show. Why? Because I'm bored and I want to see how miserable you all are. So think of something, anything, and present it in front of the class. Who wants to go first?"

(All the students look at each other uncomfortably. Cartman immediately raises his hand, with a devilish grin.)

Cartman:

"I'll go first, Mr. Garrison! I have a musical number that's going to impress everyone here."

(The rest of the group looks at Cartman skeptically as he gets up and prepares for what will clearly be a disastrous show.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Whispering to himself)

"This is going to be a disaster... but at least it'll be fun."

Cartman begins to sing, leaving everyone else with a mixture of horror and morbid fascination.)

(The students are gathered in small groups, holding lanterns and makeshift torches as they prepare for the test of courage. The forest is dark, with an eerie atmosphere. Aqua walks at the front of her group, holding a staff with a crackling blue flame at the end. Behind her are Kenny, Kyle/Tanya, and Stan/Momonga, with varying expressions of frustration and exhaustion.)

Aqua:

(Excitedly, turning to them)

"This will be a piece of cake for me! I'm a goddess, after all. I can scare away any evil spirit with just a wave of my hand."

Kenny:

(Whispering to Stan)

"Why does he always have to brag so much? It's like he's trying to be worse than Cartman."

Stan/Momonga:

(With a sigh, in his deep voice)

"Trust me, there's no competition there. Cartman is on a whole other level."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Arms crossed, clearly irritated)

"Can we focus?" We just want to finish this and go back to wherever we're sleeping in this place."

(Aqua stops abruptly and looks at them curiously, tilting her head.)

Aqua:

(Narrowing her eyes)

"Wait a second... You three are from Earth, right?"

(The group stops, surprised. Stan, Kenny, and Kyle exchange quick glances before looking back at Aqua.)

Kenny:

(Suspiciously)

"How do you know that?"

Aqua:

(Smiling, as if it's no big deal)

"Oh, because Cartman's also from Earth, and I was the one who reincarnated him in the fantasy world we were in before we came here."

(Stan and Kenny freeze for a second before their expressions transform into pure anger. Kyle, on the other hand, looks thoughtful.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Pointing a finger at her) (bony)

"You were the one who brought us to those damn worlds?! This is your fault!"

Kenny:

(Angry)

"Yeah, thanks to you I've been trapped in a world where dying is almost a daily occurrence!

Aqua:

(Blinking, confused)

"What? No, no, no! I just reincarnated Cartman. I didn't even know you guys existed until now!"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Intervening, crossing arms)

"Actually, she might be telling the truth. I wasn't reincarnated by Aqua. It was another woman... some kind of angel with a terrifying aura. She was the one who sent me to that world as... well, you know, as this little girl."

(Points to Tanya's body in frustration.)

Aqua:

(Thoughtfully, putting a finger to her chin)

"An angel, you say? Oh, right, that makes sense. After Cartman kidnapped me on a whim, and my position was empty, they sent an angel to temporarily replace me. I don't know how I'm managing. I would never have sent someone who didn't want to go to another world."

(The group is silent for a moment as they process the information. Then, as if they've come to the same conclusion at the same time, their faces fill with fury.)

Stan/Momonga:

(With a deep, accusatory tone)

"Are you telling me the reason we're trapped in these nightmares is because Cartman kidnapped you?"

Kenny:

(Snorting in frustration)

"Of course this is all Cartman's fault. Why am I not surprised?"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Resigned, but still annoyed)

"This is so typical of him. Why does everything he does end up ruining our lives?"

Aqua:

(Looking at them warily, taking a step back)

"Hey, hey! It's not my fault he's an asshole. Besides, I was a victim here! He kidnapped me, remember!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Crossing his arms, still annoyed)

"That doesn't change the fact that if he hadn't kidnapped you, maybe none of us would be caught up in this madness."

Kenny:

(Whispering to himself)

"When I see him, I'm going to beat him so hard he'll need another reincarnation."

(The group starts walking again, but the atmosphere is tense. As they go deeper into the forest, Aqua tries to break the ice.)

Aqua:

(Mockingly, trying to divert the topic)

"Well, at least all the friends are together now, right? Think about it." This is an opportunity to grow stronger as a team."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Looking at her in disbelief)

"Team? This is more like a Cartman victims' club."

(The group continues walking as their conversation fades into the darkness of the forest.)

(Mr. Garrison stands at the front of the class, looking completely listless as he takes attendance. Aqua sits in the corner, clearly uncomfortable, with a red note taped to her forehead that says "GROUNDED." Cartman enters the class late, eating a cupcake and looking around curiously.)

Cartman:

(With a sly grin)

"What happened here? Did Aqua finally admit she's completely useless?"

Aqua:

(Getting up from her seat, angrily)

"Shut up, fatso! This is all your fault for kidnapping me and ruining my heavenly job!"

Cartman:

(Feigning surprise)

"What? Me? "I have no idea what you're talking about, you useless lady!"

(Stan, Kenny, and Kyle glare at him with murderous expressions. Cartman finally notices the tension in the air and takes a step back, laughing nervously.)

Cartman:

(Trying to divert attention)

"Oh, come on, guys! You can't blame me for everything... can you?"

(The class erupts into chaos as Aqua, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle begin yelling at Cartman, who tries to justify his actions. Mr. Garrison watches from his desk, clearly entertained by the drama.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Whispering to himself, while taking a sip of coffee)

"This is better than any soap opera..."

(Despite the fact that Cartman got beaten to a pulp, they were trapped in that world for months, all they could do was play along.

The students are sitting at their desks while Mr. Garrison writes something on the board. Cartman is half asleep, Aqua is playing with her cane, and Stan/Momonga is checking a grimoire while Kenny draws something on a scroll. Suddenly, Mr. Garrison turns around with a sarcastic smile.)

Mr. Garrison:

"Listen, you idiots! I have some great news. This strange world you're trapped in has decided to organize something exciting for you. A sports morning!

Cartman:

(Waking up suddenly, confused)

"Sports morning? What kind of punishment is that?"

Mr. Garrison:

(Sarcastically)

"Ah, but it's not just any sports morning. The winning team gets to return to their home world. So yeah, Cartman, you could go back to your miserable town full of hamburgers and childhood diabetes!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Interested, looking up from his grimoire)

"Really? We just have to win this competition and we can go home?"

Mr. Garrison:

"Exactly. But of course, it wouldn't be a contest if there wasn't a competition. So you'll be facing another group... the Parallel B Class!"

(Mr. Garrison opens the door, and the other group enters, mostly made up of Ainz's Pleiades. Leading them is Randy Marsh, Stan's father, with a shining shield and a completely bewildered face. Next to him is a girl with bird wings. Suddenly, she sneezes and turns into a giant feathered chicken.)

Mr. Garrison:

"They are your opponents. Please welcome Randy Marsh and his group, along with their pet, Beery!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Surprised, jaw metaphorically dropping)

"Dad?!" "What are you doing here?"

Randy:

(Pointing at him, incredulous)

"Do I know you, skeletal thing?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated, approaching)

"It's not a trick! It's me, Dad! I'm trapped in this body because of this weird damn world."

Randy:

(Crossing his arms, skeptical)

"Stan? And how do I know you're not just a monster trying to trick me? I've seen some really weird things in this world!"

(They start arguing while Cartman watches, eating a snack he got from somewhere.)

Cartman:

(Mockingly)

"Oh, yeah. Nothing brings a family together like a school competition in another dimension."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering to Kenny)

"It's weird that our teacher and Stan's dad are here."

Kenny:

(Just shrugging)

"It's like the universe did it on purpose."

(Meanwhile, Stan tries to convince Randy.)

Stan/Momonga:

"Dad, listen to me! Remember when I accidentally burned down the stove because I wanted to make waffles while you were watching TV? Who else would know that?"

Randy:

(With a flash of recognition)

"Well... yeah, that sounds like something Stan would do..."

(Pauses, then points)

"But that doesn't prove anything! Any monster could read my mind!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated)

"Dad, for crying out loud! Just admit it's me."

(After much back and forth, Randy finally gives in.)

Randy:

(With a dramatic sigh)

"Okay, okay, I believe you. But you have to understand something. After you disappeared, I looked for you everywhere. I even went to the library! Do you know how desperate I was to do something like that?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Wiping away a nonexistent tear)

"And why would I be in a library? Dad."

Randy:

"But in the library." I found a strange book, and when I opened it, poof! I was summoned to a fantasy world. There I was told I couldn't use weapons, only this multi-purpose shield."

(Holds up the shield, which magically glows.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In disbelief)

"A multi-purpose shield? What does that mean?"

Randy:

(Proudly)

"Look at this!"

(Suddenly, the shield transforms into a frying pan, then a frisbee, and finally an umbrella.)

Randy:

"Isn't that cool? Although I can't go home or get rid of this shield until I defeat the Four Calamities. Beery was my partner throughout the entire mission!"

(Points to the girl still in giant chicken form.)

Cartman:

(Completely confused)

"Beery? What kind of name is that?"

Randy:

(Defensive)

"That's a great name! Isn't it, Beery?"

(The chicken girl makes a strange sound that sounds like a cross between a cluck and a roar.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Slow clapping)

"Well, this is going to be fun! Now that everyone knows each other, get ready to compete. Don't worry, the events will be completely fair!"

(Smiles mischievously.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering)

"This won't be fair at all, will it?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Sighing)

"No, it won't."

Montage: Sports Morning

(A chaotic montage is shown with inspirational music playing in the background. Events include sack races, relay games, and apple-catching competitions. Meanwhile, Randy seems more worried.

Randy:

(With a triumphant smile)

"It's a Swiss shield, guys! Nothing can beat me!"

(Beerita, still in giant chicken form, accidentally destroys the final obstacle of a race, allowing Randy's team to take the lead.)

Cartman:

(Angrily)

"That's cheating! That chicken doesn't play Clean!"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Sarcastically)

"Yeah, because everything here has been super clean and fair up until now."

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated)

"Dad, why do you have to focus on moments like this? We have to win this to go home!"

Randy:

(Confidently)

"Relax, Stan! You'll see. Your old man knows how to fix things! You and your friends are going home tonight."

(In the final round, a cooperative platform-balancing challenge, both teams are tied. It's a tense moment. Randy watches Stan struggle to maintain balance with his group, while Beer Girl nearly slips.)

Randy:

(To himself)

"Maybe it's time I did something for my son... something right."

(Without warning, Randy steps on a forbidden rune, sabotaging his own platform and causing his team to lose their balance. Beer Girl clucks in distress as Randy falls dramatically into the shining void.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In shock)

"Dad!"

(Stan achieves victory by default, but his joy mixes with horror as he sees Randy disappear. A bright light envelops the arena, announcing the end of the competition. Stan, Cartman, Kyle/Tanya, and Kenny are transported.

(The light goes out, and Stan wakes up in his room. Everything seems normal, until he sees his mother and sister run in, crying with joy at seeing him.)

Sharon:

(Hugging him)

"Stan! Oh my god, you're back! It's been three years!"

Shelley:

(With a mixture of tears and sarcasm)

"I thought you were an idiot before, but at least you're alive now... I love you, bro."

(Stan, still in shock, tries to process everything. He looks around, but can't find his friends.)

Stan:

(Desperately)

"Where are the others? Cartman? Kyle? Kenny?"

Sharon:

(Sadly)

"Stan... they're not with us, they died 3 years ago."

Stan:

No, no, they should be here, coming back too.

Stan excitedly goes to his friends' house, but finds out the hard way: that they didn't come back like him. Stan slowly returns to his house and enters his room.

(Stan begins to understand. He sits on his bed, staring into space.

Meanwhile, in that school world.

Randy and Mr. Garrison watch the empty field from a hill.)

Randy:

(Resignedly)

"I guess it was the right thing to do, huh? At least Stan's safe."

Mr. Garrison:

(Sarcastic)

"Yeah, sure. The kids are fine... but, the way I see it, eternal punishment for (Us.)

Randy:

(Whispering)

"Punishment? Why me...? What did I do to end up here?"

Randy and Mr. Garrison remain in the school world, with an air of melancholy. Cut to black.

Randy and Cerversita are sitting at the back of the classroom. The room is uncomfortably silent, with the echo of clocks ticking as if in an infinite void. Mr. Garrison is at his desk, drinking bad coffee and looking at Randy with obvious irritation.

Randy (whispering to Cerversita):

So what do we do now?

Cerversita (excited):

Well, technically we were going to win, but you told me to let us lose because you didn't want the kids to go home!

Randy (heroically):

Exactly, I did it for them! For my kids! I gave them the victory so they could go back to their lives, not their own. Normals.

Garinson (raising an eyebrow):

Oh, really? Because of your boys?

Randy (shrugs):

Whatever. At least I'm not alone, I'm stuck with you and a chicken girl.

Beergirl (offended):

I'm a filolial, not a chicken, mister stinky!

Garinson (snorting):

Perfect. Just what I needed for my bio: "How I went from teaching in South Park to being a fighter and conquering a planet to being trapped with a lunatic and a talking bird in an empty school dimension."

Randy pulls out a bottle of wine he'd been hiding.

Randy:

Oh, come on, Garinson! This isn't so bad. Think about it, we have an entire school to ourselves, no annoying students, no Aqua, no Cartman, no...

Garinson (screaming as the room fills with smoke):

HITOGAMI, YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE. WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT, AND WHEN WE DO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Randy (raising the bottle):

DAMN IT, WE'LL BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!

End of episode.

What if Kyle Broflovski was reincarnated in Saga of Tanya the Evil Fanfic One shot

 Kyle is walking along the sidewalks of South Park, a slightly satisfied expression on his face. He's grumbling as he walks, still thinking about the end of the Yggdrasil game and, of course, Cartman's death, which makes him feel a little lighter, but Kenny's death weighs on him.

Kyle (talking to himself):

Oh, yeah... you know what? At least Yggdrasil's closing gave me some fun. It was the last day. My mom made me go to bed early and I couldn't watch the ending like Kenny would have liked, and I... well, who would have thought Cartman would die for something so stupid? That was literally the best thing that happened to me this week. (pause, smiling cynically) I never thought I'd say this, but... I wish every day was like this...

Suddenly, in the middle of his walk, a bright beam of light shines directly on him, while Kyle, still unaware of what's happening, continues walking nonchalantly.

Kyle (staring straight ahead):

It's like the universe has something...

A military cargo plane, completely out of context and totally absurd, appears out of nowhere and flies toward Kyle at ridiculous speeds. With a "brrrrrrrrrt" sound, the plane hits him directly, throwing him to the ground like an inflated beach ball.

The sound of impact, the explosion, is heard.

Kyle (from the ground, as the plane continues flying and recedes into the distance):

WHAT THE HELL?!

Kyle, covered in dust, but completely unharmed. Suddenly, a random adult walks by, looking at the chaos.

Passerby (in a neutral tone):

Hey, things happen in South Park. You never know what's going to happen.

Meanwhile, Kyle dusts himself off, looking indignantly at the sky.

Kyle (shouting at the sky):

What the hell is this? A PLANE?!

Suddenly, the same ambulance that had hit Kenny and killed Cartman was passing by. But upon seeing the plane crash, it turned around, this time hitting Kyle.

The accident didn't kill Kyle, but it did leave him a vegetable, and his grieving parents decided to euthanize Kyle.

The next shot is completely black, with Kyle sitting in a chair, completely confused, while an angelic-looking woman with large white wings looks at him impassively. This woman seems a little upset, almost like a typical "woman who works a lot in the office and isn't willing to tolerate nonsense."

Angel Woman (with a forced smile):

Hi, Kyle Broflovski. I'm sorry to inform you that you've died.

Kyle (frowning, as if it were nothing new):

WHAT!? Seriously? A plane, and then an ambulance?! THIS CAN'T BE DONE, CAN IT?! I'm in limbo, damn it!!

Angel Woman (while looking through a large book in her hands, ignoring Kyle's attitude):

Yeah, well. As you know, life doesn't follow many rules. But anyway, now that you're dead, I offer you three options. Either you spend eternity as an old man in heaven, or you're reborn as a baby, or... (smiles wickedly) you're reincarnated in a fantasy world. A dangerous world, where you'll have to fight a "Demon King." No one in that world wants to be reborn, so I've arranged for people to be sent with their memories intact. For the latter, you can take a super talent or a powerful item with you.

Kyle (angry, crossing his arms):

A fantasy world? Seriously? What kind of joke is this? (mumbles skeptically) I don't know, it sounds like one of those traps where you have to pay attention to the fine print.

Angel Woman (with a cold smile, crossing her arms over her chest):

You'd be surprised what happens in those worlds. But if you want a few more details...

Angel Woman (speaking in a dry tone):

This is a world full of dangers, Kyle. Gigantic toads that devour children in a single bite, carnivorous plants that disintegrate their prey, and all sorts of creatures that have no problem killing you if you don't stay alert. And don't even mention the "Demon Kings"... they're not usually so kind. It's all a hell of a place full of chaos. But hey, don't worry. You don't have to take this path.

Kyle (with a wry tone, raising an eyebrow):

You know what? If I have to die, I'd rather stay dead. I don't want all this Japanese paganism or the hell Christians believe in, thank you.

Angel Woman (visibly annoyed, changing into a serious and threatening expression):

See, this is why you exasperate me, Kyle. Here you are, complaining about everything, as if it's easy for me to deal with people like you. But I'm going to teach you a lesson: if you don't take this seriously, I'll have you reborn in a much worse world, until you learn to respect other people's beliefs. (her tone becomes harsher) So... if Jews don't believe in hell, maybe it's time to show you one.

Kyle (with a sarcastic smile, not understanding the threat):

Oh, wait, what?! This isn't what they were telling me about.  In the Synagogue.

Angel Woman (enraged, screaming as her eyes light up unearthly):

Kyle. You have no idea what you're causing. You will be reborn into a world where everything you believe is questioned, and where you will learn to respect the differences between religions!

The bright light intensifies and begins to wrap around Kyle again, lifting him up.

On the horizon, vaguely humanoid shapes can be seen moving, while a heavy air of hopelessness pervades the place.

The sound of soft crying erupts, the echo of a newborn child. The screen begins to blur as it focuses on the figure of a baby, its eyes still closed. In the background, several adult figures move rapidly, and the murmur of unfamiliar voices grows louder and louder.

Kyle (in his mind, confused and annoyed):

What... what's going on? What is this place?

Kyle observing his new body from the perspective of a newborn. It's clear he's not in a hospital or some kind of care center, but in some kind of cloister where nuns in ancient vestments move quickly. One of them, with a serious face, approaches the baby.

Nun 1 (speaking in a low, distant tone, while stroking the baby's forehead in a language Kyle had never heard in his life):

Arm yourself, look, she's a pretty girl. Could it be that Our Lady brought her to us?

Kyle feels completely lost, with the discomfort of not being able to understand a single word they're saying. The voices are strange; they don't seem to be English, and something about the melody of the sentences is completely alien to him.

Kyle (thinking, with growing confusion):

What the hell are they saying? I don't speak... is this German? Why can't I understand anything? Is this part of the damn joke?!

The nuns observe the baby with a mixture of tenderness and a touch of curiosity. The other nuns seem distracted, commenting among themselves.

Nun 2 (quietly, looking at the baby):

The baby girl appears to be from a noble family. Her skin color and the gentleness of her features are unmistakable.

Nun 1 (nodding):

All right, let's make it quick. Her fate is uncertain, but if the mother isn't here...

The nuns' murmuring continues as one of them bends down and begins wrapping the baby in a blanket, with a professional gesture. But for Kyle, the situation becomes even stranger as time seems to slow down. The surroundings he observes seem completely unrelated to any kind of modern hospital, as if he's in a much older era.

Kyle (thinking, puzzled):

Where am I? This isn't an ordinary hospital. What is this, an orphanage? And... are they calling me a baby? No, no, no...

The seemingly innocent baby is picked up by one of the nuns and quickly carried down the hall while others continue to murmur among themselves. Kyle begins to feel a strange pressure, as if trapped in that tiny, helpless body, but his mind remains clear and alert. It feels as if everything is happening around him, but he can't do anything.

Kyle (thinking, frustrated as he looks at his baby hands):

Wait a damn minute... No. NO. This can't be true! I'm a girl! (The voice of his conscience turns into an internal scream as he stares at his reflection in a metal surface near the crib). What the heck is going on?! How could I possibly be a girl?! This is crazy! THIS ISN'T REAL!

Kyle is fed by the nuns, smiling and fearfully watching everything happening around him. Occasionally, other nuns or children from the orphanage approach, but he feels completely isolated in his confusion. Slowly, the camera focuses on the strange language he can't understand and the nuns' gestures, as if everything were part of a puzzle he can't solve.

The scene moves quickly as the days pass. Kyle continues to watch and listen, trying to deduce what's happening. As time passes, the camera shows him a little older, with the ability to think and observe the world around him, but still trapped in the body of a child.

Kyle (thinking, while in a small room with a window overlooking an ancient city):

Why haven't I killed myself yet? And what is this place? This isn't a modern city, not even close. And... does this have something to do with... World War II? I don't know. But something tells me this is going to be even worse than the desert I saw before...

Kyle (looking at the books in the orphanage library, muttering to himself):

I have to learn this language. If I want to get out of here, I need to understand what they're saying.

Months pass, Kyle's eyes shining with determination as he listens to the nuns talking amongst themselves, trying to unravel the meaning of the words. His intelligence, though hidden by his age and appearance, begins to shine through as As time goes on, after much effort, Kyle finally begins to understand the basics of German, but he is forced to maintain his appearance of innocence.

Kyle (thinking, somewhat wearily, as he listened to the nuns talking about him):

Come on... This is ridiculous! But at least I can understand what they're saying now. "Tanya." Tanya Degurechaff... So that's what they called me. Well, I guess it's a good name. But what the hell does this mean?

One of the nuns approaches with a kind expression, looking at him as if he were a miracle, while Kyle makes an effort not to show what he knows.

Nun 3 (in a soft voice, stroking the girl's head):

Anya, my darling girl... What a good girl you are! (smiles sweetly). 

Stan in Overlord

Cartman: I'm higher than Kyle. I'm higher than Kyle.

Kyle: How the hell are you higher than me?

Because I'm awesome.

Kyle: What level are you, Kenny?

Kenny: 63.

Kyle: What? I'm only level 37.

Stan: You're at this stupid Yggdrasil thing again. Why are you wasting your time?

Kyle: You don't understand how awesome Yggdrasil is. You can be any character you want and interact with other players in real time.

Cartman: We have a surprise for you.

Kyle: Yeah, buddy. We created your Yggdrasil profile. You're Momonga, the undead overlord of the great tomb of Nazarith.

Cartman: Surprise.

Stan: No, I don't want to be in Yggdrasil.

Kyle: But now you can.

Stan: I don't like medieval fantasy, don't bring me into this. Damn, I'm jurage on Xbox.

Later, we found Stan doing his homework in his living room. When Randy arrives,

Randy: Hey Stan, I used the VR at home and saw you have a Yggdrasil profile. Are you Momonga?

Stan: Yeah, Dad. They almost forced me.

Randy: Well, I saw you're a Supreme Being. Can I join your guild? The Ainz Ooal Gown guild!

Stan: Dad, I don't want to get involved in that.

Randy: Okay... so I'm not your friend?

Stan: Dad, you're my friend.

Randy: But you don't want to add me to the guild.

Stan: Dad, it's a button that takes two seconds.

Randy: Don't you have those two seconds?

Stan: Dad, I just want to do my homework.

Randy: Okay... just to be clear, you and I are not friends.

Stan: Okay, I'll add you.

Randy: Great.

Stan would join Yggdrasil. He would add his father to the Ainz Ooal Gown guild!

But Kyle would quickly ask Stan to help him with some tedious quests that, as an Undead, were easier for him to do.

Even Randy got angry because Stan didn't help him with the quests.

Stan: No, no, I'm not playing this anymore.

[One day, Stan goes to visit Kyle at his house and sees Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman playing Yggdrasil.]

Cartman (laughing behind a monstrous avatar): I've surpassed you, Kyle! Look who's the new king of the desert!

Stan (frowning, annoyed): What's wrong with everyone? Can't they do anything without that game?]

Cartman is shown completely destroyed after days of playing, his eyes red and grumpy, like a techie.

Cartman: I can't believe this! The server is going to shut down! This can't be the end!

[In a flash, Cartman's phone screen displays a message saying, "Yggdrasil server will shut down in 48 hours."]

Cartman (frowning and looking at the message, but determined): No way! I'm going to stay in this game for its last few seconds.

Kenny: Me too.

Stan, disinterested, leaves his house.

The next day went by normally. Cartman and Kenny had planned to stay until the end of Yggdrasil. The bell rings for recess.

[It's Burger Day, and Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are in the school cafeteria.

Cartman: What? Fish? Today was Burger Day!

Lunch Lady: The girls complained that the food wasn't healthy or sustainable.

Cartman: Wendy, you messed with a man's food. No...

[Cartman places his hands over his chest, touching his heart, while the rest of the team stares in shock.]

Stan: Are you okay, Cartman?

Cartman (whispering, weakened): No... I'm dead... help, I'm dying!

[Cartman collapses, and then medics are shown arriving on the scene. Suddenly, as an ambulance arrives, Kenny, distracted by the situation, is accidentally hit by the emergency vehicle.]

Mmmph!

Stan (shocked, watching): Oh my God, they killed Kenny.

Kyle: Sons of bitches.

Upon returning home, [Stan, completely traumatized by the series of events and the chaos surrounding him, stays to watch the Yggdrasil game, thinking about how he wishes he could be with Kenny in his favorite game and decides to try it.]

[Suddenly, Stan remembers Cartman complaining about Yggdrasil's upcoming closure, and he and Kenny planned to stay until the game closes. Stan rushes to his room and looks for Yggdrasil.]

Stan (thinking to himself): What is it about that damn game that everyone loves it so much...?

[Stan starts the section and as he does, he sees the closing countdown. He quickly grabs the countdown he had left behind, a powerful Undead called Momoga, the Overlord of the Tomb of Nazarick.

Stan couldn't enjoy the game. Unknown players approached Stan just to say goodbye to him.

[Stan leaves the digital palace and heads towards a store. Meanwhile, Craig, Kyle, and Tweek are in the game plaza, with their Yggdrasil avatars.]

[Stan enters the store and looks at the different options. While he's looking, he runs into Kyle, who's using a gigantic avatar with an epic cape.]

Kyle (with a satisfied smile): Ha! Stan, it's about time you joined again! Look at my avatar, I'm the most powerful of them all! You're never going to be able to catch me!

Stan (snorting, without enthusiasm): I don't

I hate to listen to your nonsense, Kyle. I'm just going to fulfill Kenny's dream of staying to see the game close.

Kyle (laughing from the background): How sad what happened to Cartman and Kenny, Stan! But we're all enjoying it.

[Stan looks impressed for a second, but immediately frowns, since he's not in character.]

Stan (annoyed): This is ridiculous...

Kyle: Calm down, Stan. I'll introduce you to the NPCs and the game's features.

[A clock counts down in the corner of the screen while Stan sits in a VR chair in the middle of the virtual world of Yggdrasil. A countdown begins to play dramatically.]

With the Yggdrasil server about to go offline, the players in the world of South Park have no idea what's about to happen...

[Stan becomes uncomfortable as he watches the countdown. He looks at his hands on Momonga's avatar, with a surprised expression.

Stan (thinking to himself): This is just a game. When the server shuts down, everything will be gone, right?

Kyle is disconnected from Game Heist. This has only been seen when a user was forcibly disconnected due to a power outage or by force-closing the program from the computer.

Stan: It seems Kyle won't be able to see the ending like Kenny wanted; his mother must have found out.

[The countdown reaches zero. Suddenly, a flash of white light floods the screen, and Stan closes his eyes due to the intensity of the light.]

Just as the server is about to shut down, in the real world, a bright light surrounds him. Stan enters the world of Yggdrasil as Momonga, with a look of shock and confusion, as reality begins to fade away.]

[When the light fades, Stan is no longer in his real surroundings. Instead, he's inside Momonga's body, his in-game avatar. He stands up, looking around, confused. The virtual world of Yggdrasil is now 100% real, with creatures, monsters, and a fully three-dimensional environment.

[Sharon enters Stan's room in his house, but finds only his empty bed and the VR headset lying on the table.]

Sharon (concerned): Stan! Where are you?

Stan (looking at his hands, now in Momonga's appearance, in shock): What the hell?! Is the time delayed...? There's no menu. Nor is there any way to contact support.

Albedo, the nearby NPC, asks Stan in a fluent, non-mechanical manner.

Albedo (speaking respectfully): Is something wrong? Mr. Momonga.

Stan (desperately, looking around): Oh, God! What the hell?!

Albedo: Mr. Momonga, tell me, what's going on? Please tell me if you're okay.

Stan saw that the Scepter of Ainz Ooal Gown worked just like in the game.

Stan calmed down: "Sebas! Come out of the tomb and confirm any changes in Nazarith."

Sebas: As you command, Lord Momonga.

Stan: Pleiades, you go to the ninth floor and prepare for a possible invasion.

Yuri Alpha: As you command, Lord Momonga.

Stan: Damn it, Kyle, I told you I didn't want to get trapped in Yggdrasil. I have to find someone.

Albedo: Excuse me, Lord Momonga. Do you have any tasks for me?

Stan: Gather all the guardians to the sixth floor battle arena. I want everyone there within the hour.

Albedo: As you command.

As the hour drew near, Stan noticed that all the items worked just like in the game. He teleported with the ring to the combat arena. The various servants were loyal according to their programming.

Before the guardians arrived, Stan received a telepathic message from Sebas.

Sebas: Sir, we have a small problem.

The various guardians would arrive and bow before Stan. Sebas would also arrive.

Stan would ask Sebas for an explanation.

Sebas: Sir, the outside is a grassland; everything that once surrounded Nazarith has disappeared. Within a range of one kilometer, there are no buildings, human or monster.

Stan: What the hell does that mean?

Sebas: Sir, we're only surrounded by plains.

Stan would have a mental breakdown, but his Undead face wouldn't allow him to express it.

Stan would teleport to his throne and pace angrily, wondering what happened.

Stan, frustrated, tried to destroy everything, but when he grabbed his sword, it rejected him.

Stan: Damn fantasy video game logic.

Days passed. Stan felt neither hunger nor sex drive.

Thinking that there must be someone outside to help him, he ordered that no one follow him and left the tomb. However, the NPC Demiurge followed him wherever he went because of its programming to protect him.

The different NPCs jumped to conclusions based on what Stan wanted. Stan was only angry that he couldn't leave.

One day, Sebas gave Stan a mirror with which he could see the outside world from the safety of the tomb, although Stan didn't understand how it worked.

Stan saw people in the mirror. They couldn't be other players, but they weren't the NPCs that had been in the game before. They were some kind of Templars killing villagers.

Sebas: What about it?  What should we do, sir?

Stan: Nothing...

Stan couldn't bear his guilty conscience any longer and decided to go help that village. He opened a portal with his scepter. To his surprise, humans died very easily with low-level magic.

Peasant and her sister: Thank you for saving us, we're grateful. Tell me your name.

Stan then realized, maybe if his name becomes known, someone can help him escape.

Stan: My name is Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown.

Likewise, Stan would go to the village and interrupt the confrontation, introducing himself as Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown. Asking them to make that name known.

Stan, with nothing else to do, returned to the Tomb of Nazarith. Even when the villagers asked for help, even when they asked him to protect them.

Ainz would return to face a character from Yggdrasil. The Battle Angels. Demanding to know how NPCs could use them, Stan demanded to know how.

The soldiers attacked him with the same spells used in Yggdrasil, piquing Stan's curiosity even further. Who taught them those spells?

As if this nightmare weren't over, they even had Yggdrasil artifacts, like a summoning crystal.

Of course, this wasn't a big problem for Stan, since he knew how they operated, but he was disappointed to see no real person or way out.

Those envoys of the theocracy were frightened by the immense power.

Stan only said that his name is Stan Marsh, of Ainz Ooal Gown, and asked that his name be spread throughout the world.

Returning to his throne, he asked that from that day forward he be called Ainz Y, asking that his name be known everywhere. He hoped his name would attract someone from the real world who could help him.

Time passed and there was no contact with the Yggdrasil players.

Stan decided NOT TO LEAVE and wait for potential players to arrive, requesting that anyone who approached the tomb not be killed, only neutralized and brought into his presence.