ISEKAI PARK

 (Meanwhile, on the battlefield, Mr. Garrison leads the clearing of the last rebel forces. Holding a Kisaragi device, he surveys the surroundings with a bored air.)

Mr. Garrison: (muttering to himself) "Great. Another planet conquered."

(Suddenly, he stumbles upon a dust-covered console, on which a red button flashes conspicuously. Garrison, intrigued, scratches his head.)

Mr. Garrison: "A red button? This can never be a good thing... but why not? My life is already a mess."

He accidentally presses the button. A blinding light envelops him, and suddenly he finds himself in an elementary school classroom. He looks around, perplexed. It's a classroom identical to the one in South Park when I was a teacher, but everything seems... different.)

Mr. Garrison: "What the hell...? Did I go back to... to this? No! It can't be! It was all real! The conquests! The glory! The body enhancements!" (grabs his head) "It can't have been just my imagination!"

(Suddenly, an ethereal voice echoes in his head, calm but mocking.)

Mr. Garrison: (looking around frantically) "Who are you? What's going on?"

Mr. Garrison: "Hey, hey! I was just following orders! You don't have to take it out on me!"

Mr. Garrison: (shouting) "What? What punishment?"

(Cartman enters the mansion, visibly upset after a rough day. He carries a bag of leftover fast food and slams the door.)

Cartman:

(Dropping the bag on the table)

"This is a mess! This world sucks! It's worse than Mexicans."

(Aqua, unconcerned,

Aqua:

(Looking up)

"Oh, welcome back, Cartman! I have some interesting news. After you died and I had to REVIVE YOU again, Dust left because he said he was fed up with our 'incompetence,' aka you."

Cartman:

(Interrupting, angrily)

"Oh, right, that's what the useless one says! And what else? Darkness is back?"

Aqua:

(Smiling broadly)

"Yeah! Actually, Darkness is coming to visit because she heard you were alive again. Also, Yunyun is She's so excited to see you. She's crying tears of happiness in the other room."

(At that moment, Yunyun runs into the living room, tears in her eyes and her arms outstretched toward Cartman.)

Yunyun:

(Hugging him tightly)

"Cartman! I thought we lost you forever! I'm so glad you're back!"

Cartman:

(Trying to push her away awkwardly)

"Hey, hey, hey, get down! What's wrong with you? This isn't a freaking episode of 'My Little Pony'!"

(While all this is happening, Aqua notices a strange red button on the table. It's small, shiny, and seems to be attracting her attention as if inviting her to press it.)

Aqua:

(Pointing at it excitedly)

"Hey, look at this! Where did this button come from? It must be something important! What if I press it?"

Cartman:

(Alarmed)

"Don't touch it! It's probably something stupid and magical that's going to ruin my life again!"

Aqua:

(Smiling as if ignoring the warning)

"Nah, it can't be that bad! Let's see what it does!"

(Presses the button.)

Meanwhile, in the Tomb of Nazarick:

(Demiurge, Albedo, Mare, and Aura are standing in front of Demon King Momonga's throne. They are discussing world conquest strategies, but Momonga (who is really Stan trapped in the demon leader's body) seems distracted, lost in his thoughts.)

Demiurge:

(Confident)

"Lord, our forces are fully prepared. With this new strategy, the world will be ours in a matter of months."

Albedo:

(Devotedly)

"Yes, my beloved Momonga-sama! Guide us to the Victory!"

Stan/Momonga:

(In his thoughts, frustrated)

"Why am I still here? It's been months and there's no sign of returning to South Park. I'm trapped in this magical skeletal body, and the worst part is EVERYONE expects me to be this supreme leader. I miss being myself... I even miss Cartman's stupidity!"

(As the others continue talking, Stan notices something strange: small red buttons begin to appear around the throne room, embedded in the walls and floor. One in particular seems to glow brighter.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In his thoughts)

"What's that? A button? Well, what does it matter. If it kills me or takes me to another world, I'd be better off than here."

(Without thinking too much, Stan presses the button. The throne room fills with light and everyone present is teleported away.)

(In a world resembling Nazi Germany, Kyle, trapped in Tanya's body, is supervising a military flight test. along with a group of soldiers. They are testing a prototype that is activated by a button.)

Tanya/Kyle:

(Frustrated)

"This is ridiculous! Another day being this little demonic girl in a world where everything is war! Why can't I just go to heaven? Oh right, my religion."

(Suddenly, one of the soldiers draws Tanya's attention to a strange red button that has appeared on the prototype's control panel.)

Soldier:

"Teni

 "Enter, this button wasn't here before. Is it part of the prototype?"

Tanya/Kyle:

(Sighing, resigned)

"What does it matter? If it's a failed experiment or it teleports me to another world, it couldn't be worse than this."

(Tanya presses the button. A bright light envelops Tanya and her soldiers, who are also teleported away.)

(Cartman, Aqua, Yunyun, and Darkness suddenly appear in the elementary school classroom. Shortly after, Stan (as Momonga), Kyle (as Tanya), Demiurge, Albedo, and other characters begin to appear one by one. Finally, Kenny enters the classroom along with Rem, Ram, and Emilia, who accompany him.)

(The classroom door bursts open, and Garrison recoils in horror. In walks, one after another, the South Park kids... but not as he remembers them.)

Cartman: (wearing a priest's robe, with a grumpy Aqua following him) "What the hell is this?!" We were in the middle of the mansion just now!"

Aqua: (whimpering) "This is your fault, Cartman! You always drag everyone into trouble..."

Kenny: (accompanied by two oni twins and an elf, looking around in confusion) "What...? Where are we? I was just about to ask for a reward at the guild."

Kyle: (reincarnated as a German girl, frowning as he adjusts a soldier helmet) "Cartman? Is that you, Cartman?"

Stan: (now a living skeleton, entering behind him with a succubus and a vampire) "Oh, great. First I'm trapped in this body, and now this! Hey, wait, Cartman, Kenny?"

Mr. Garrison: (looking at them, horrified) "No! Not you! Anything but this!"

(Garrison drops to his knees, while the boys begin to argue among themselves, ignoring his suffering)

Cartman:

(Excited to see Kenny)

"Kenny! I missed you, bastard!"

Kenny:

(Smiling and nodding)

"Mmhmph mhmph!"

(Cartman and Kenny quickly hug, but when Cartman looks at Momonga and Tanya, his expression becomes confused.)

Cartman:

(Pointing at them)

"Wait... what the hell? Stan? Kyle? Is that you? Why do you have such weird bodies?"

(Stan and Kyle avoid each other's eyes, uncomfortable with their new appearances.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Looking away)

"Yeah... it's me, Stan. Don't ask."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering, annoyed)

"It's a long story, Cartman. I don't want to talk about it."

Cartman:

(Looking at Stan.)... Wait, isn't that Momonga's skin in Ygdrassil?

Cartman:

(Turns to Kenny, excited)

"Kenny! Damn, I thought I'd never see you again! What the hell happened to you? How did you die this time?"

Kenny:

(Sighing, somewhat resigned)

"Mmhmph mmhmph mmmph... mmph."

Cartman:

(Confused)

"What? Speak up, Kenny! I still don't understand what you're saying!"

Kenny:

(Clearing his throat and speaking clearly) "Oh, yeah. Sorry. Well... after you died of cardiac arrest, the ambulance that was coming to get you ran over me."

(Cartman is silent for a few seconds, then laughs uproariously.)

Cartman:

"Ha ha ha! That's so you, Kenny! You die in the stupidest ways!"

Kenny:

(Resigned)

"Yeah, thanks for reminding me, Cartman... But at least I'm not the one stuck with these idiots."

(Rudely points to Aqua, Darkness, and Yunyun, who look on in confusion.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Interrupting)

"Well, while you guys were catching up, I was stuck as this damn magical skeleton overlord."

(Points to his body.)

"All because you guys They insisted I try that stupid game on the last day the servers were open."

Cartman:

(Yawns widely)

"Oh, that's interesting, Stan! Nobody cares! Want a tissue to cry more about being a 'supreme leader' in a magical world? Boo-hoo!"

(Imitates mock-crying.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(Interjects, annoyed)

"Shut up, Cartman! At least Stan has an interesting story! I'm trapped in the body of this crazy German girl named Tanya!"

(Cartman falls silent, staring at Kyle/Tanya with an incredulous expression before bursting out laughing.)

Cartman:

"HAHAHAHAHA! Kyle's a little girl! Not even just any little girl, but a little Nazi girl! This is the best thing that's happened to me in years!"

(Kyle, furious, slams his fist on the table with his fist. force.)

Kyle/Tanya:

"Shut up, Cartman! Do you know what it's like to be trapped in a world at war, with soldiers ready to kill at any moment?"

(Behind Kyle/Tanya, the soldiers teleported with her nod firmly, giving off an air of menace. Cartman, however, barely notices them.)

Cartman:

(Pretending to be scared)

"Oh, no! Watch out for Kyle's toy soldiers! Are they going to shoot me with their magic guns? Oh, how scary!"

(Aqua, bored, decides to intervene.)

Aqua:

(Smiling carelessly)

"Who are these? They don't seem very friendly. Why are they screaming so much?"

Cartman:

(Pointing at Aqua, Darkness, and Yunyun listlessly)

"Oh, right. Let me introduce you to this bunch of idiots I'm with. trapped."

(Points to A qua.)

"This is Aqua, the worst goddess of all time. It's like you have someone with godlike powers, but the brain of a 5-year-old."

Aqua:

(Indignantly)

"Hey! That's not fair! I'm incredibly beautiful and powerful!"

Cartman:

(Ignoring her)

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever, idiot. Then we have Darkness..."

(Points to Darkness, who smiles sheepishly.)

"...who's basically a masochist who gets way too excited when someone tries to kill her. She's literally useless in a fight."

Darkness:

(Excitedly)

"That's not true! I can be useful in hand-to-hand combat if you give me a chance!"

Cartman:

(Interrupting her)

"Shut up! No one asked you, Darkness. And finally, we have..."

(Looks at Yunyun, trying to remember her name.)

"Who are you again? Yu-what? Yogurt?"

Yunyun:

(Offended)

"My name is Yunyun! I'm the Archmage of the Crimson Clan! And I'm not 'Yogurt'!"

Cartman:

(Rolling his eyes)

"Sure, whatever, Yogurt. You're basically the crybaby of the group. So yeah, those are my classmates, total messes."

(Turns to Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.)

"How about you guys? What idiots are you stuck with?"

(Suddenly, Mr. Garrison exhales deeply, calmly closing the door behind him.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Very calmly)

"Listen carefully, kids. We're not in South Park, but in a completely different world. You were brought here for a reason, indefinitely, and you're going to have to learn to get along."

(He stops, looking at the heroes, villains, and travelers from different worlds.)

Mr. Garrison:

"Now, come on! Stand up! Introduce yourselves, and you better not start fighting. Everyone's on a level playing field here."

All the characters exchange awkward glances as chaos seems about to break out.)

(The characters sit uncomfortably at their desks as Mr. Garrison leaves the room, leaving them alone.)

(The group walks through a desolate town that looks like a strange mix between a typical medieval fantasy setting and an American suburban city. The houses are a mix of wooden shacks and modern buildings, but everything looks abandoned, with broken windows and weeds growing between the streets.)

Cartman:

(Looking around with a disdainful expression)

"Well, this place stinks. Is this the best these magical gods could come up with? There isn't even a McDonald's nearby! How do they expect me to survive here?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Tired)

"This is clearly a failed experiment. It looks like they tried to build a city, but no one bothered to finish it."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Looking at a store with an "Open" sign, even though it's clearly empty)

"This is like a freaking ghost town. Who the hell lives here, and how do they expect us to live?"

Aqua:

(Carefree)

"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure this will all magically fix itself when I do something amazing like always!"

(Strikes a triumphant pose, but everyone ignores her.)

(The group continues walking as the sun begins to set. Suddenly, Aqua stops and points dramatically at Stan/Momonga.)

Aqua:

(In a firm voice)

"You evil being! I can't allow an abomination like you to walk free. It's my duty, as the goddess I am, to purge you from this world!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Raising his hands, trying to calm her down)

"Wait, wait! I'm not evil. I'm trapped in this body. I don't even know how all this dark magic works!"

Cartman:

(Standing between Aqua and Stan/Momonga)

"Oh, please, Aqua! Can you stop being so dramatic for once? Besides, what do you care? You can't even handle your own life, let alone save someone else's!"

Aqua:

(Indignant)

"Shut up, Cartman! I'm not going to let a skeletal monster walk around here like it's nothing!"

(Begins to glow as he gathers power for a spell.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Alarmed)

"Wait, you don't have to do this! Honestly, I'm not a danger!"

(Aqua ignores the pleas and casts an exorcism spell on Stan. A bright flash hits him directly in the chest, and for the first time since being trapped in Momonga's body, he feels intense pain. Stan screams and falls to the ground.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Voice breaking)

"Ugh! This is the first time I've felt pain since being trapped in this body!"

(The group stops, staring in surprise as Stan slowly recovers.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(In disbelief)

"Aqua, are you crazy? You just attacked one of our comrades!"

Aqua:

(Defensive)

"It's not my fault I'm an evil skeleton! I just did what anyone would do in my place!"

Cartman:

(Crossing his arms, sarcastic)

"Oh, yeah, right. Because attacking someone randomly is always the solution. Great job, Aqua! You're like the police, but worse."

(Stan struggles to his feet, still feeling the effects of the spell.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Sighing)

"You know what? I don't even care anymore. This is ridiculous. Can we just come to terms with it? Wherever we go and forget about this?"

(Aqua tries to protest, but Darkness and Yunyun drag her away to prevent her from doing any more damage.

(The next day. The group is gathered in the main hall, where several "teachers" and authority figures, including Mr. Garrison, are sitting before them in a sort of makeshift courtroom.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Reading a paper with a bored expression)

"Fine, fine. We're here because Miss Aqua decided to attack one of her classmates without any provocation. What do you have to say in your defense, Aqua?"

Aqua:

(Pointing dramatically at Stan)

"He's an evil being! It's my duty as a goddess to protect this world from creatures like him!"

Mr. Garrison:

(Sighing)

"You know what? I don't even care if he's evil or not. What I care about is that you're interrupting my free time with your nonsense."

(The Mr. Garrison points an accusing finger at Aqua.)

Mr. Garrison:

"For your reckless behavior, you will be punished. You will have to clean every classroom and bathroom in the school for a week."

Aqua:

(Shocked)

"What?! But I'm a goddess! I can't do jobs like that!"

Cartman:

(Grinning evilly)

"Ha! That's what you get for being an idiot! Enjoy your punishment, Aqua!"

Mr. Garrison:

(Ignoring Aqua and Cartman)

"And everyone else... try not to kill each other, okay? This is an educational experiment, not a Tarantino movie."

(He gets up and walks out of the room, leaving the group in complete chaos again.)

Aqua tries to discuss her punishment with the others, and Cartman keeps mocking her.)

Outside the school

(Tanya/Kyle is sitting on the edge of a broken fountain in the schoolyard, staring off into the distance with a tired expression. Her mind is clearly filled with frustration and resentment.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(In her mind, she sighs deeply)

"Why does this always happen to me? First, I'm trapped in this little girl's body in a world at war. Now I'm in... what is this? A cosmic joke? This whole thing feels like a fever dream written by someone completely unhinged."

(She slams her fist on the edge of the fountain.)

"And on top of that, I have to put up with Cartman making fun of me!"

(Stan/Momonga slowly approaches, listening to part of Kyle/Tanya's monologue.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Her voice, though deep, sounds sympathetic.)

"I understand how you feel, Kyle. You think it can't get any worse... but then something happens that shows you that it can always get worse."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Turning to him, annoyed)

"You don't understand anything, Stan! You're a giant fucking skeleton! I'm trapped in the body of a little girl with an army expecting me to be a military prodigy! This doesn't make sense!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Crossing his arms, sighs)

"Believe me, I get it. You have no idea how frustrating it is to not be able to eat, drink, or feel anything because you're trapped in a body that isn't yours. I don't even know if I'll ever be normal again."

(Thoughtful pause.)

"It's like we're being punished for something we didn't even do."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Her expression softening slightly)

"Well... I guess at least you don't have to deal with Cartman making fun of you all the time."

(They both sigh in unison, in a rare moment of mutual empathy.)

(Cartman walks beside Kenny, eating a piece of moldy bread he took out of his pocket. Kenny listens with his usual patience, albeit with an expression of mild disbelief.)

Cartman:

(Sarcastic and exaggerated)

"So imagine this, Kenny! I had to sleep in a barn like a damn animal. A barn! Then they make me work like a slave, I starve... I literally died!" But don't worry, because Aqua revived me, only to get killed again because I complained too much."

Kenny:

(Shrugging)

"Well, at least you have Aqua to revive you. In the world I was in, if you died, you stayed dead."

Cartman:

(Stopping abruptly, surprised)

"What?! And how did you survive this long?"

Kenny:

(With a wistful smile)

"I got lucky... and well, I was in a romance with a girl who helped me a lot."

Cartman:

(With an incredulous look)

"Wait a second! Kenny McCormick in a romance? I have to hear this! Who's the girl? Is she hot?"

Kenny:

(Somewhat awkwardly)

"Yeah, but there's one thing... she's not exactly human. He's over 200 years old and, well...

Cartman:

(Perplexed)

"200 years old? What the hell is that?"

Kenny:

(Sighing)

"A Japanese demon. But trust me, it's more complicated than it sounds."

(Cartman squints at him, clearly processing all the information incorrectly.)

Cartman:

"So you're saying you're basically dating an ancient demon? Oh my God, Kenny, you're weirder than I thought!"

Kenny:

(Rolling his eyes)

"Like you're normal, Cartman."

(Mr. Garrison stands in front of the class with a large whiteboard on which he has written "Contest of  Talents: Show what you can do!" The students are sitting at their respective desks, clearly confused.

Mr. Garrison:

(Smiling fakely)

"Okay, kids! Today we're going to have a talent show. Why? Because I'm bored and I want to see how miserable you all are. So think of something, anything, and present it in front of the class. Who wants to go first?"

(All the students look at each other uncomfortably. Cartman immediately raises his hand, with a devilish grin.)

Cartman:

"I'll go first, Mr. Garrison! I have a musical number that's going to impress everyone here."

(The rest of the group looks at Cartman skeptically as he gets up and prepares for what will clearly be a disastrous show.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Whispering to himself)

"This is going to be a disaster... but at least it'll be fun."

Cartman begins to sing, leaving everyone else with a mixture of horror and morbid fascination.)

(The students are gathered in small groups, holding lanterns and makeshift torches as they prepare for the test of courage. The forest is dark, with an eerie atmosphere. Aqua walks at the front of her group, holding a staff with a crackling blue flame at the end. Behind her are Kenny, Kyle/Tanya, and Stan/Momonga, with varying expressions of frustration and exhaustion.)

Aqua:

(Excitedly, turning to them)

"This will be a piece of cake for me! I'm a goddess, after all. I can scare away any evil spirit with just a wave of my hand."

Kenny:

(Whispering to Stan)

"Why does he always have to brag so much? It's like he's trying to be worse than Cartman."

Stan/Momonga:

(With a sigh, in his deep voice)

"Trust me, there's no competition there. Cartman is on a whole other level."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Arms crossed, clearly irritated)

"Can we focus?" We just want to finish this and go back to wherever we're sleeping in this place."

(Aqua stops abruptly and looks at them curiously, tilting her head.)

Aqua:

(Narrowing her eyes)

"Wait a second... You three are from Earth, right?"

(The group stops, surprised. Stan, Kenny, and Kyle exchange quick glances before looking back at Aqua.)

Kenny:

(Suspiciously)

"How do you know that?"

Aqua:

(Smiling, as if it's no big deal)

"Oh, because Cartman's also from Earth, and I was the one who reincarnated him in the fantasy world we were in before we came here."

(Stan and Kenny freeze for a second before their expressions transform into pure anger. Kyle, on the other hand, looks thoughtful.)

Stan/Momonga:

(Pointing a finger at her) (bony)

"You were the one who brought us to those damn worlds?! This is your fault!"

Kenny:

(Angry)

"Yeah, thanks to you I've been trapped in a world where dying is almost a daily occurrence!

Aqua:

(Blinking, confused)

"What? No, no, no! I just reincarnated Cartman. I didn't even know you guys existed until now!"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Intervening, crossing arms)

"Actually, she might be telling the truth. I wasn't reincarnated by Aqua. It was another woman... some kind of angel with a terrifying aura. She was the one who sent me to that world as... well, you know, as this little girl."

(Points to Tanya's body in frustration.)

Aqua:

(Thoughtfully, putting a finger to her chin)

"An angel, you say? Oh, right, that makes sense. After Cartman kidnapped me on a whim, and my position was empty, they sent an angel to temporarily replace me. I don't know how I'm managing. I would never have sent someone who didn't want to go to another world."

(The group is silent for a moment as they process the information. Then, as if they've come to the same conclusion at the same time, their faces fill with fury.)

Stan/Momonga:

(With a deep, accusatory tone)

"Are you telling me the reason we're trapped in these nightmares is because Cartman kidnapped you?"

Kenny:

(Snorting in frustration)

"Of course this is all Cartman's fault. Why am I not surprised?"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Resigned, but still annoyed)

"This is so typical of him. Why does everything he does end up ruining our lives?"

Aqua:

(Looking at them warily, taking a step back)

"Hey, hey! It's not my fault he's an asshole. Besides, I was a victim here! He kidnapped me, remember!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Crossing his arms, still annoyed)

"That doesn't change the fact that if he hadn't kidnapped you, maybe none of us would be caught up in this madness."

Kenny:

(Whispering to himself)

"When I see him, I'm going to beat him so hard he'll need another reincarnation."

(The group starts walking again, but the atmosphere is tense. As they go deeper into the forest, Aqua tries to break the ice.)

Aqua:

(Mockingly, trying to divert the topic)

"Well, at least all the friends are together now, right? Think about it." This is an opportunity to grow stronger as a team."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Looking at her in disbelief)

"Team? This is more like a Cartman victims' club."

(The group continues walking as their conversation fades into the darkness of the forest.)

(Mr. Garrison stands at the front of the class, looking completely listless as he takes attendance. Aqua sits in the corner, clearly uncomfortable, with a red note taped to her forehead that says "GROUNDED." Cartman enters the class late, eating a cupcake and looking around curiously.)

Cartman:

(With a sly grin)

"What happened here? Did Aqua finally admit she's completely useless?"

Aqua:

(Getting up from her seat, angrily)

"Shut up, fatso! This is all your fault for kidnapping me and ruining my heavenly job!"

Cartman:

(Feigning surprise)

"What? Me? "I have no idea what you're talking about, you useless lady!"

(Stan, Kenny, and Kyle glare at him with murderous expressions. Cartman finally notices the tension in the air and takes a step back, laughing nervously.)

Cartman:

(Trying to divert attention)

"Oh, come on, guys! You can't blame me for everything... can you?"

(The class erupts into chaos as Aqua, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle begin yelling at Cartman, who tries to justify his actions. Mr. Garrison watches from his desk, clearly entertained by the drama.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Whispering to himself, while taking a sip of coffee)

"This is better than any soap opera..."

(Despite the fact that Cartman got beaten to a pulp, they were trapped in that world for months, all they could do was play along.

The students are sitting at their desks while Mr. Garrison writes something on the board. Cartman is half asleep, Aqua is playing with her cane, and Stan/Momonga is checking a grimoire while Kenny draws something on a scroll. Suddenly, Mr. Garrison turns around with a sarcastic smile.)

Mr. Garrison:

"Listen, you idiots! I have some great news. This strange world you're trapped in has decided to organize something exciting for you. A sports morning!

Cartman:

(Waking up suddenly, confused)

"Sports morning? What kind of punishment is that?"

Mr. Garrison:

(Sarcastically)

"Ah, but it's not just any sports morning. The winning team gets to return to their home world. So yeah, Cartman, you could go back to your miserable town full of hamburgers and childhood diabetes!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Interested, looking up from his grimoire)

"Really? We just have to win this competition and we can go home?"

Mr. Garrison:

"Exactly. But of course, it wouldn't be a contest if there wasn't a competition. So you'll be facing another group... the Parallel B Class!"

(Mr. Garrison opens the door, and the other group enters, mostly made up of Ainz's Pleiades. Leading them is Randy Marsh, Stan's father, with a shining shield and a completely bewildered face. Next to him is a girl with bird wings. Suddenly, she sneezes and turns into a giant feathered chicken.)

Mr. Garrison:

"They are your opponents. Please welcome Randy Marsh and his group, along with their pet, Beery!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Surprised, jaw metaphorically dropping)

"Dad?!" "What are you doing here?"

Randy:

(Pointing at him, incredulous)

"Do I know you, skeletal thing?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated, approaching)

"It's not a trick! It's me, Dad! I'm trapped in this body because of this weird damn world."

Randy:

(Crossing his arms, skeptical)

"Stan? And how do I know you're not just a monster trying to trick me? I've seen some really weird things in this world!"

(They start arguing while Cartman watches, eating a snack he got from somewhere.)

Cartman:

(Mockingly)

"Oh, yeah. Nothing brings a family together like a school competition in another dimension."

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering to Kenny)

"It's weird that our teacher and Stan's dad are here."

Kenny:

(Just shrugging)

"It's like the universe did it on purpose."

(Meanwhile, Stan tries to convince Randy.)

Stan/Momonga:

"Dad, listen to me! Remember when I accidentally burned down the stove because I wanted to make waffles while you were watching TV? Who else would know that?"

Randy:

(With a flash of recognition)

"Well... yeah, that sounds like something Stan would do..."

(Pauses, then points)

"But that doesn't prove anything! Any monster could read my mind!"

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated)

"Dad, for crying out loud! Just admit it's me."

(After much back and forth, Randy finally gives in.)

Randy:

(With a dramatic sigh)

"Okay, okay, I believe you. But you have to understand something. After you disappeared, I looked for you everywhere. I even went to the library! Do you know how desperate I was to do something like that?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Wiping away a nonexistent tear)

"And why would I be in a library? Dad."

Randy:

"But in the library." I found a strange book, and when I opened it, poof! I was summoned to a fantasy world. There I was told I couldn't use weapons, only this multi-purpose shield."

(Holds up the shield, which magically glows.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In disbelief)

"A multi-purpose shield? What does that mean?"

Randy:

(Proudly)

"Look at this!"

(Suddenly, the shield transforms into a frying pan, then a frisbee, and finally an umbrella.)

Randy:

"Isn't that cool? Although I can't go home or get rid of this shield until I defeat the Four Calamities. Beery was my partner throughout the entire mission!"

(Points to the girl still in giant chicken form.)

Cartman:

(Completely confused)

"Beery? What kind of name is that?"

Randy:

(Defensive)

"That's a great name! Isn't it, Beery?"

(The chicken girl makes a strange sound that sounds like a cross between a cluck and a roar.)

Mr. Garrison:

(Slow clapping)

"Well, this is going to be fun! Now that everyone knows each other, get ready to compete. Don't worry, the events will be completely fair!"

(Smiles mischievously.)

Kyle/Tanya:

(Whispering)

"This won't be fair at all, will it?"

Stan/Momonga:

(Sighing)

"No, it won't."

Montage: Sports Morning

(A chaotic montage is shown with inspirational music playing in the background. Events include sack races, relay games, and apple-catching competitions. Meanwhile, Randy seems more worried.

Randy:

(With a triumphant smile)

"It's a Swiss shield, guys! Nothing can beat me!"

(Beerita, still in giant chicken form, accidentally destroys the final obstacle of a race, allowing Randy's team to take the lead.)

Cartman:

(Angrily)

"That's cheating! That chicken doesn't play Clean!"

Kyle/Tanya:

(Sarcastically)

"Yeah, because everything here has been super clean and fair up until now."

Stan/Momonga:

(Frustrated)

"Dad, why do you have to focus on moments like this? We have to win this to go home!"

Randy:

(Confidently)

"Relax, Stan! You'll see. Your old man knows how to fix things! You and your friends are going home tonight."

(In the final round, a cooperative platform-balancing challenge, both teams are tied. It's a tense moment. Randy watches Stan struggle to maintain balance with his group, while Beer Girl nearly slips.)

Randy:

(To himself)

"Maybe it's time I did something for my son... something right."

(Without warning, Randy steps on a forbidden rune, sabotaging his own platform and causing his team to lose their balance. Beer Girl clucks in distress as Randy falls dramatically into the shining void.)

Stan/Momonga:

(In shock)

"Dad!"

(Stan achieves victory by default, but his joy mixes with horror as he sees Randy disappear. A bright light envelops the arena, announcing the end of the competition. Stan, Cartman, Kyle/Tanya, and Kenny are transported.

(The light goes out, and Stan wakes up in his room. Everything seems normal, until he sees his mother and sister run in, crying with joy at seeing him.)

Sharon:

(Hugging him)

"Stan! Oh my god, you're back! It's been three years!"

Shelley:

(With a mixture of tears and sarcasm)

"I thought you were an idiot before, but at least you're alive now... I love you, bro."

(Stan, still in shock, tries to process everything. He looks around, but can't find his friends.)

Stan:

(Desperately)

"Where are the others? Cartman? Kyle? Kenny?"

Sharon:

(Sadly)

"Stan... they're not with us, they died 3 years ago."

Stan:

No, no, they should be here, coming back too.

Stan excitedly goes to his friends' house, but finds out the hard way: that they didn't come back like him. Stan slowly returns to his house and enters his room.

(Stan begins to understand. He sits on his bed, staring into space.

Meanwhile, in that school world.

Randy and Mr. Garrison watch the empty field from a hill.)

Randy:

(Resignedly)

"I guess it was the right thing to do, huh? At least Stan's safe."

Mr. Garrison:

(Sarcastic)

"Yeah, sure. The kids are fine... but, the way I see it, eternal punishment for (Us.)

Randy:

(Whispering)

"Punishment? Why me...? What did I do to end up here?"

Randy and Mr. Garrison remain in the school world, with an air of melancholy. Cut to black.

Randy and Cerversita are sitting at the back of the classroom. The room is uncomfortably silent, with the echo of clocks ticking as if in an infinite void. Mr. Garrison is at his desk, drinking bad coffee and looking at Randy with obvious irritation.

Randy (whispering to Cerversita):

So what do we do now?

Cerversita (excited):

Well, technically we were going to win, but you told me to let us lose because you didn't want the kids to go home!

Randy (heroically):

Exactly, I did it for them! For my kids! I gave them the victory so they could go back to their lives, not their own. Normals.

Garinson (raising an eyebrow):

Oh, really? Because of your boys?

Randy (shrugs):

Whatever. At least I'm not alone, I'm stuck with you and a chicken girl.

Beergirl (offended):

I'm a filolial, not a chicken, mister stinky!

Garinson (snorting):

Perfect. Just what I needed for my bio: "How I went from teaching in South Park to being a fighter and conquering a planet to being trapped with a lunatic and a talking bird in an empty school dimension."

Randy pulls out a bottle of wine he'd been hiding.

Randy:

Oh, come on, Garinson! This isn't so bad. Think about it, we have an entire school to ourselves, no annoying students, no Aqua, no Cartman, no...

Garinson (screaming as the room fills with smoke):

HITOGAMI, YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE. WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT, AND WHEN WE DO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Randy (raising the bottle):

DAMN IT, WE'LL BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!

End of episode.